Jessica Simpson record release party

Even though Jessica can't talk she still showed up to the release party prepared with a little sign stating that she lost her voice. Awwwww....If only they didn't have to play her album, it would have been the perfect Jessica free night! Nice to see that Yahoo! took advantage of Jessica's throat problem and put their cute little logos all over her sign.
Pictures by Janet Mayer and Brian Prahl
More pics after the jump!

8 Comments

By Anonymous on August 30, 2006 9:32 AM

But she can still suck COCK..though..

By tonydanza on August 30, 2006 1:42 PM

how cool would it be if it said "I am a talentless trollop"

By Anonymous on September 1, 2006 3:21 PM

Im glad she cant talk cos she fucking thick as shit anyway. dumb cunt. biatch whore

By Anonymous on September 4, 2006 9:12 PM

She looks like a retarded Daffy Duck when she makes those faces.

By Anonymous on September 5, 2006 6:13 PM

I am a fan of Jessica, but I wish she would be more selfless with her fans, and look to Ashlee for inspiration,because Ashlee is old beyond her young years.

By Anonymous on November 13, 2006 12:35 PM

I am SOOO agree about this Daffy comment. I hate her so much! She is SOOO F**CKING STUPID! God, I think too much bleach on her head actually went directly to her brain. As it was not too much from the birth anyway! Just f**ucking shoot her!

By Jodi on July 20, 2007 8:24 PM

The only reason people talk badly about another is because they are jealous!! Get a life people!!!!

By Angie on November 1, 2007 7:48 AM

I would have to agree with Jodi how can you not like Jessica, she is an inspiration to us all, she has been through difficult times these past years but doesn't let that bring her down, I think she is talented and strong....

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