Matt cheats on Lance and Jake?

Matthew McConaughey dealt a crushing blow to women (and gay men) around the world as he was papped getting up close and personal with a mystery woman in Miami. Is she a new girlfriend or a clever ruse?

13 Comments

By Anonymous on August 25, 2006 11:05 AM

all homos. dont care.

By Anonymous on August 25, 2006 11:06 AM

Totally agree....poor woman trying to bring him back....

By Anonymous on August 25, 2006 11:07 AM

damn he is sexy

By Anonymous on August 25, 2006 11:09 AM

it's totally a new beard

By Anonymous on August 25, 2006 11:18 AM

His body is good, but he needs to put a paper bag over his head.

By Anonymous on August 25, 2006 12:57 PM

It's hardly what you'd call intimate. No offense to the girl who's cute but he could be kissing his grandmother. It's hardly the throes of passion is it?

By pollypissypants on August 25, 2006 3:23 PM

lets just say he has two beards now

By matts mule on August 25, 2006 3:27 PM

i wonder what Matt McC is packin

By Anonymous on August 25, 2006 3:48 PM

Body is good? He's a freak.

By Anonymous on August 25, 2006 3:49 PM

who swims in the ocean in a fucking thunder storm?

By matts mule on August 25, 2006 3:52 PM

me and matt of course, a little danger makes me hard

By Anonymous on August 26, 2006 6:04 PM

Dear 11:18, If someone put a bag over his head I would literally gnaw through it and then make sweet sweet love to that gorgeouso bo-hunk.