Vincent Margera, aka Don Vito, the mumbling blithering fat uncle to Bam Margera the professional skateboarder and member of the Jackass posse, was arrested in Colorado on suspicion of two counts of sexual assault on a child. Don Vito was at a signing event at a skate park where it is alleged he inappropriately fondled and/or groped 12 and 14-year-old girls. Why am I not surprised? The guy lives in a glorified trailer, can't string 3 words together to form a coherent sentence and is tormented and taunted by his nephew for our enjoyment. Sounds like prison might be a step up for him.