A Los Angeles County Superior Court judge has ordered Anna Nicole Smith to submit her newborn baby Dannielynn to a genetic test to establish paternity. Smith claims her lawyer and confidant Howard K. Stern is the father but her former photographer and on/off-again boyfriend, Larry Birkhead has called shenanigans claiming that he is the real biological father (if you've seen the photos, you would too). If you haven't been following the story, Anna Nicole fled to the Bahamas, gave birth to a baby girl, lost her 20-year-old son to a supposed drug overdose, married laywer Howard K Stern, over stayed her welcome in her rented residence leading to an eviction, had the power cut, and now she must return to California to prove who the father of her baby is. We are sitting on the basis of the best made for TV movie EVER! Why has this not been made yet?