Slow News Story of The Year

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Jailhouse inmate Brian Bruggeman (top) allegedly attacked Jesse Dorris, his cellmate, after Jesse complaied about his farting. Bruggeman is accused of shoving Dorris into the cell bars at the jail in North Platte, Nebraska (boo Cornhuskers), after taking offense to his comments. Now Bruggeman has been slapped with the charge of 'Felony count of assault by a confined person'. Bruggeman was in the jail serving a 30-day sentence for violating a protective order. Dorris, 26, was in the facility awaiting trial on a robbery charge. Wow, two men locked up against their wills in a confined space? Passing gas is the last thing I would worry about.

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Who is the shitbag who wrote, "boo huskers?" What the hell do two morons locked up have to do with the University of Nebraska?


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