Anna Nicole Highlights

I have been absolutely mesmerized by the television coverage today of the Anna Nicole next of kin hearing. I feel sorry for anyone that does not have a TV handy, this brings back great memories of cutting calculus to watch the OJ Simpson verdict live my senior year of high school. Some amazing highlights from today: *There are 16 lawyers crammed into this courtroom (I hope that A/C fails cause the idea of a scantily clad Krista Barth going toe to toe against a near-naked Debra Opri kind of turns me on) *right off the get go Stern's lawyer Krista Barth accused Debra Opri, the lawyer for Stern's paternity rival Birkhead of making a statement that Stern "actually killed Miss Smith." Awesome, G.L.O.W. here we come! *Judge Larry Sieblin made Stern write "Dannielynn" on a wipe board underneath where it says "daughter." Was he trying to see if he could spell Dannielynn and end the trial now if he couldn't? *Stern said Anna Nicole "was my whole world, everything to me. She was my lover." If by "whole world" he meant "paycheck" and "lover" he meant "someone I have secretly loved and fantasized about for the past 11 years but never actually touched and hoped that one day I would be able to get a piece of what everyone else got but me" then I believe him. *Anna Nicole was "obsessed" with her death according to Stern and believed she was going to die like Marilyn Monroe. If this is true, and the tox screen comes back with a whole mess of drugs in her stomach, would it make her death a suicide? What about Stern then being charged with assisted suicide since he is such an enabler? *Anna Nicole's biological father, Don Hogan, is creepy

10 Comments

By Geno on February 20, 2007 12:51 PM

Luke. I am your father!!! :)

By Jackie on February 20, 2007 7:47 PM

Krista Barth needs someone to punch her in her big fucking mouth. Bitch.

By normal on February 20, 2007 10:06 PM

And someone needs to punch you in your big mouth Jackie!!

By Annie on February 20, 2007 10:14 PM

What does Don Hogan look like Splash? I don't see his pic.

By Tom Sederburg on February 21, 2007 12:59 AM

"What about Stern then being charged with assisted suicide since he is such an enabler?"

Ahahahahaha!

That is so hilarious!

It seriously made me burst out lauughing. :-)

Later,
Tom

By Jackie on February 21, 2007 2:17 PM

Fuck you #3!

By Howard's a killer on February 22, 2007 12:53 AM

Howard's lawyer is CRAP! I love it when Debra Opri (Larry's lawyer) shoots her down and tells her sit her ass down! They're like catty grade school girls, and Debra is the one w/ all the game and put-downs.
How can Howard lie and say that he has not profitted from any news agencies after Anna and Daniel's deaths? ET HAS PAID HIM MILLIONS FOR EXCLUSIVE STORIES/LIES!!!!!!!!! He did interviews w/ them less than 24 hrs after she died, and got $1 for it. Network and cable news do not pay for interviews, but tabloid new like The Insider and ET do pay for interviews. He's hook-nosed jew lawyer, and I don't trust him. He came off creepy back when I 1st got to see what he was like on The Anna Nicole Show. He's just weird...and a liar...and a killer...and...

-Carrie
Las Vegas

By Howard's a killer on February 22, 2007 1:28 AM

Sorry, I meant to say that Howard received $1 MILLION from ET for the 1st interview after Anna's death, not $1:)hahahaha
So Howard, stop trying to fool people by saying that you live off your parents right now, we're not that dumb. Either way, you're pathetic! Give Larry his baby and Virgie her daughter!

-Carrie
Las Vegas, NV

By Anna Davis on March 2, 2007 7:15 PM

Someone needs to send the FAT ASS Virgie back to TEXAS.... Leave Howard Stern ALONE!!!! Why would a grandmother want a grandchild to be put in social services... What a BITCH!!!!!
She has no heart at all... IT is all for the MONEY!!!!

By LeeAnn on March 4, 2007 11:18 AM

I agree with #9 Virgie needs to go back to Texas!! Even if Texas isn't happy with her!!

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