Michael Jackson wants to build a giant 50ft robot version of himself in the Las Vegas desert to promote his comeback and potential Celine Dion-like casino concert series. You would think that would be enough soothe his ego but no, fricken "laser beams would shoot out of it," making it the first thing people flying into Las Vegas would see. You have got to be kidding me. Dateline and the "To Catch A Predator" crew should start staking out Vegas now. If this gets built, I am never going to Vegas ever again. I will take the thousands of dollars I blow on strippers, gambling and alcohol eating at all the amazing restaurants there every year and do something sensible like get "I Hate You" tattooed across my stomach and start collecting handguns to protect myself against the impending revolution.