International soccer star David Beckham, who has been dubbed The Messiah by Major League Soccer in hopes of saving the struggling league, injured his knee yesterday while playing for Real Madrid against Getafe. Beckham was injured when his momentum following a cross took him into an advertising sign behind the goal. I have no idea what "following a cross" means and I don't have any intention of learning either (unless it means getting extra orange slices at halftime). Just because this guy is getting paid $27.5 million to play for the Los Angeles Galaxy doesn't mean I am going to care now more than when Pele and Stallone tried to brainwash me into caring about soccer by defeating the Germans in "Victory."