Reportedly Heather Mills insisted on having a gay dancing partner for her appearance on the show "Dancing With The Stars" to prevent the tabloids and papers from gossiping about a possible romance with her partner. Her fears were quieted when her dancing partner, Jonathan Roberts, although not gay, is happily married. Does Heather Mills think she's such hot sh*t that guys just can't keep their hands off of her? Honestly, who does she think she is? I would totally pretend to come-on to her, whisper in her ear how her fake leg and stump turn me on, how I love PETA, hate The Beatles, and when she turned her back, shove her down a flight stairs. I don't think I've hated a person this much since OJ's glove magically didnt fit. Picture by London Entertainment