Carry on Dancing . . .
6:15 Thursday, March 29, 2007



Okay my theory that Heather Mills had been hording Paul McCartney's money in her spare legs has been proven wrong! Dammit! Heather has been impressing the fans with her dance steps on the hit television show 'Dancing With The Stars', and to keep her on top form it looks like she keeps some spare parts in the trunk of the car. She entered the building with two legs but only left with one.
On anther note - Is it possible that Heather's but is more no exsistant than Nicole Richie's?
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Pictures and video by London Entetainment
I've heard told, if you hold her leg up to your ear, you can hear the ocean.
HAS AMERICA FORGOTTEN THE LIES SHE HAS TOLD ABOUT SIR PAUL???? VOTE HER OFF AND THROW HER BACK IN THE OCEAN!!! BTW, SHE IS DISCUSTINGLY SKINNY IN THOSE DANCING OUTFITS...
She has no ass and she's wearing a mic pack. I know she's representing folks that are handicapped, but how many prostetics does the average person own?
America doesn't care about Paul, okay? I say if he was dumb enough to marry her he should have to give her some money.
THAT ^ WAS A STUPID COMMENT.
SO HERE'S ANOTHER ONE!!
DO PIRATES GET PEDICURES FOR THEIR WOODEN LEGS?!?!
She is doing a great job in dancing with the stars. Who cares about her divorce, if she keeps dancing good we will keep voting!
Q: Why can't you take a picture of Heather with a plastic leg?
A: Because a plastic leg isn't a camera!
Stella McCarthy was right about her ex-stepmother.