Coughs and sneezes spreads diseases...
5:01 Friday, March 9, 2007
...and so does spitting Keanu! I wonder what the photographer asked for first, a tissue or some manners. Spitting is disgusting and not even a pap deserves that. The moody and freshly 'de-phlegmed' actor then sped off from the liquor store (obviously a bad day then) on his motorbike along Sunset Boulevard.

















Keanu is a sweetheart and you almost never see him at public events or mugging some camera, or then making outrageous things to appear on the media. He is one of the few Hollywood celebrities that REALLY MEANS IT when he says he wants privacy. He is a very calm and kind guy most of time so, in my opinion, the pap must have said something really annoying or was too much intrusive to receive that reaction.
Great outfit.
*Rolleyes*
Later,
Tom
I suppose everyone here at splashnews has great days every day? Even if cameras were in their face.
Tom? Is that the best you can come up with? Would you like to borrow my book of snarky comments?
Oh give Keanu a break! I bet the paparazzi asked about his sick sister or something equally awful. Can't a man get his liquor on in peace?
He's had that vest since the Clinton administration.
His beard looks like ass but he always has the potential to clean up well.
Bet is on: the paparazzi are class acts who never say stupid demeaning things, never intrude into other people's lives... They have the best of manners - shall I go on?
It's so easy to judge, to put down people, but sometimes one just breaks under pressure, even a usually calm cool guy like Keanu.
How about just taking pictures instead of jeering? Especially when everyone who's anyone knows that his sister is really sick, battling leukemia, and just out of hospital.
No one said anything about her sister, The pap that took these pictures would never stoop to that level.
I was wondering when he would snap. The paps were taking pics of him and asking for interviews while he was taking care of his sick sister and dragging her around in a wheelchair.
I assume that he remained calm for her sake, and for the sake of being in a foreign country, and now he's let it loose. I say good for him. The crap the paps were putting him through in Lausanne was obscene.
Paps NEVER say anything demeaning, they are all pretty nice people actually. There is some crazy thinking that we all go round swearing and aggitating them. Its all about the hey hello how are you today.
Ive done him before, being all charming, he spat straight at me. What a pleasent fellow.
WHOA
To Nick, I disagree. Paps don't curse, but they are pushy, condescending, and obnoxious. You do know that Keanu was asked for interviews and photographed while he was taking care of his cancer-stricken sister at a hospital in Lausanne, right? Paps took photos of Keanu and sis leaving his house in LA. They took photos of Keanu and his sister, with the sister in a wheelchair, right outside of her hospital. They took numerous shots of Keanu and his obviously ailing and skeletal sister in Italy.
Ya know what...if you sink that low, you should expect a little spit to come your way. My sympathies are entirely with Keanu. I hope his aim was true.
Write anything you want about Keanu, he's still the hottest babe in hollywood and could probably kick some ass if he had to!
If you're close enough to get spat on then you are TOO CLOSE. Keep out of his space and he'll keep his spittle to himself. Keanu is polite to the paps when they respect his space and will even wave for the camera or say hello.
I would like to point out that spitting is one of the least aggresive ways you can get an aggresive someone out of your face.
He is having a hell of a time at the moment and the paps have been dogging him every step of the way.
Regardless of whether the individual photographers are polite in words or not, they are rude in their actions. What gives them the right to photograph his terribly ill sister and make money selling the pics? Why cant they leave him the hell alone for two minutes...there are plenty of recent pics of him if one is needed for an article??
I guess the reason is, that unless you follow someone to the point of exhaustion, you wont be there for the photo op once that person finally loses their cool??
If they were acting this way but didnt have a camera in their hands, they would be called stalkers and there would be legal issues. And I would do exactly what he did to anybody stalking me.
You want us to feel sorry for you? Come ON. If you guys weren't carrying cameras, you'd be stalkers. Get over it. Celebrities have to put up with the shit when they become public figures - well, guess what? Paps have to put up with shit when they stalk and harrass people. You should be thankful you didn't get a damn right hook to the jaw.
maybe just maybe these or this pap guy didn't know about his sister. If so maybe, long and big IF, he would have not taken his picture, left him alone. The pictures of him and his sister leaving his house a few days earlier were not splash and whoever it was didn't even know it was her. So cut the dude some slack, he's doing a job in an area infested with paps and Mr. Reeves knows this. Maybe now that they know about his sis health they will be more respectful and keep a good distance.
Hey ya paps, with all due respect, you do irrirate celebs when they are about doing their normal lives, and Keanu has been one of the best when it comes to manners. Only a handful of times has he flipped ya off and spit, if it happens, theres a good reason. Give him room and respect
I've seen and HEARD the H'wood paps in action. They can be a NASTY bunch...
Keanu can be rigid...(((
Hey Keanu Reeves is always a gentleman and will never do anything to hurt anyone unless he was provoked. Keanu is clearly in a great deal of stress and just wants his privacy. The paparazzi have obviously not showed any consideration or respect to him. Keanu is not media hungry and deliberately avoids pretentious Hollywood parties. He is a great actor and is so underrated. He is kind and loyal and will always support his family.
Hey, if the pap doesn't want his spit, I'll take it. You can send it to Miami, FLA c/o pap who needs manners himself for not egging actors on while taking pics. Remember when a person points a finger at someone else, four more are pointing right back at them. Maybe the pap needs to learn manners himself.
to get the spittle on the camera, you'd have to be at most 20 inches away from your victim...too close, dude.
You know, it's not like you CANT tell when Keanu's pissed off.
Why not just leave him alone when he's cranky and you won't get spit on? He's done this before and the pap deserved it then.
I tend to think the guy deserved it now.
I will bet the paps said something obnoxious to Keanu. I have seen the paps say bad things and name call a celeb, just to get a rise out of them. Keanu is trying to take care of his sis thats ill. Please give him that much respect, as he has been cool with you all so many times in the past. These are the new renagade paps, the stalkarazzi! My how times have changed. If I were a celeb, I would get a big group of celebs together, pool our money, and have the stalkarazzi stopped! Money talks! I am not talking about the old school paps, I am talking about the new breed that get out of jail, ex rapist and murderers, that are now given a new career with big bucks to take a pic. Criminals that now have lots of money and are willing to do anything to keep this new easy street career. Running into Lohans car, chasing Gwenyth and Chris off the road!One driver in front of their jeep, another in back of their jeep. That is just insane! They will say anything to you, exconvicts, its scary in Hollywood now! Never before have so many burglaries been happenning in Hollwd, and Bev Hills. Wonder if the new crooks have anything to dowith that?The old paparrazi out there would never do those things! Never. Something has to change soon,
Keanu has been thru Hell and back, the tragedys in his life are endless. (He lost a fiance and baby daughter, DAMN IT! LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!) He is a wonderful, sweet and caring and devoted man, who is trying to care for his sick sister! Anyone who knows the true Keanu, loves him and prays for him and his sister Kim. Just leave Keanu and Kim to their privacy and peace! PLEASE! Keanu and Kim, I love you both! and my prayers are with you's, Always. Judy
Can we stop dragging these so-called tragedies up everytime there's a story about him? And it was his EX-girlfriend who was knocked up, not his Fiance.
A tragedy is when 3,000 people die when a plane is deliberately flown into their office tower, when all they did was go to work that day and they perish through no fault of their own. A tragedy is NOT when a woman with drugs in her system makes the decision to get into her car and drive.
Yeah there are people in this world who have suffered and are suffering worse than Reeves.
You two are a couple of Heartless assholes! What if the shoe was on the other foot and the person you loved was, screwed up and on drugs and your baby, died?! (Which they were, engaged! and lost a baby, For Christ sake!)and now to have the paparazzi tail his and his ailing sister around, up their asses!!! Yeh! It's easy for you to say! You go thru the hell and back that Keanu has been thru! I've been there! I too, lost my *Best Friend* to cancer, sat by her side each of her dying day and held her hand and made her laugh! and now I have a sister who also has leukimia. So don't you people take Keanu's pain lightly unless, you walked in his shoes!!!
* LOVE AND PRAYER TO YOU AND KIM, KEANU*
Judy.
To those who say people have suffered worse than Keanu, you're right. There's always someone who has suffered more than someone else. Even the people on the planes on 9/11 benefited from dying quickly. I once read about a guy who had a malignant tumor in the pain center of his brain. He was continuously in agonizing pain. He had survived in this state for some years and had a few more months to go.
So, assuming that this guy suffered more than those who died on 9/11...would you go up to the grieving families of the dead and order them to stop the whining, because others have suffered more than they or their loved ones have???
Ummm...where on here has anyone said that Keanu has suffered more than the families of the people who died in 9/11, Maria? I think you should read the posts better before you post your condesending words. And this isn't a contest on who suffered more or less than Keanu in their lives. The fact is, the paparazzi had no right getting into Keanu's face, especially now that he's trying to take care of his ill sister, period. And April, you posted the same thing on another Keanu article a while back. Do you have a problem with people knowing about Keanu's losses and sympathising with him? As Judy said, you better hope no one in your family gets leukemia and you have to see them suffer. You are seem so full of rage because Jennifer Syme died due to drugs in her system. So what, someone still died. So I guess in your opinion all people who die of drug overdose, anorexia, alcohol, teenage suicide, etc. don't deserve to be mourned? Boy, you are so close-minded then if you think that way.
So April, you're saying losing a baby daugter and a best friend isn't a tragedy? All you mention is his ex-girlfriend but what about his baby daughter? That's very truamatic for a would-be parent to go through. Believe me, I've been through it so I know. No one is saying Keanu has suffered more than anyone else. They are just saying that the paps should be less agressive and be more considerate of Keanu's feelings because he's going through a rough time right now. So please, show some compassion, that is if you can muster any up in that small heart of yours.
Firstly people. READ CAREFULLY BEFORE POSTING. Judy - my post was directed at YOU, not Keanu Reeves. He can grieve/mourn anyway/anyhow/for as long as he wishes. And Connie, if name-calling in reply to my post is the BEST way to reply, then you're post isn't worth reading. You should take your own advice to Maria and "read the posts better before you post your condescending words". Do YOU have an issue with people posting opinions? Because that's what it was. YOU seem so full of "rage" at the very idea. And as for what I've been through - you have NOI CLUE what the hell else people go through in their lives. HOW DARE YOU ASSUME.
Melinda - don't assume so much. Thank you. And, as I said to Connie, don't presume to know my heart or what's in it, based on 1 post.
To Connie, I agree with you! I don't think that anyone has any right to decide who has suffered the most. I posted in response to April, who had written that "a tragedy is when 3,000 people die when a plane is deliberately flown into their office tower, when all they did was go to work that day and they perish through no fault of their own."
Imo April has decided that since Keanu did not suffer as much as those people, his suffering is unworthy of note. imo we can always find people who suffered more than other people. That doesn't nullify anyone's suffering!!!
So yeah. I think the two of us are in agreement.
That is SO not what my post said, you presumptuous twat.
Maria, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to direct my first sentence to you in my posting. It was directed to April and I meant to type her name but since I had just finished reading your comment, I mistakenly typed your name. So please, accept my apologies. What you wrote was actually beautiful and in support of Keanu. It's close-minded people like April who should thank their lucky stars they haven't gone through what Keanu has gone through.
And what have I gone through, Connie? Tell me please. Do you know?
To April, I believe you wrote: "A tragedy is when 3,000 people die when a plane is deliberately flown into their office tower, when all they did was go to work that day and they perish through no fault of their own. A tragedy is NOT when a woman with drugs in her system makes the decision to get into her car and drive."
There are a lot of presumptions there. First of all, you're nullifying an individual tragedy--loss of a baby, ex-partner, etc--by comparing it to a huge loss of life.
Secondly, most importantly, you're making huge, HUGE presumptions about the conditions under which Keanu lost his baby. You are, in fact, BLAMING Keanu and his partner for losing their baby. You don't know any more about them than I do, and I don't believe that either of us has enough knowledge to come to such a conclusion. I do know two couples who had to go through what Keanu and his partner had to go through--baby dead in utero, induced labor--and in neither case were drugs involved. The suffering involved was very real.
I'm not the one being presumptious here.
To April, I believe you wrote: "A tragedy is when 3,000 people die when a plane is deliberately flown into their office tower...a tragedy is NOT when a woman with drugs in her system makes the decision to get into her car and drive."
There are a lot of presumptions there. First of all, you're nullifying an individual tragedy--loss of a baby, ex-partner, etc--by comparing it to a huge loss of life.
Secondly, most importantly, you're making huge, HUGE presumptions about the conditions under which Keanu lost his baby. You are, in fact, BLAMING Keanu and his partner for losing their baby. You don't know any more about them than I do, and I don't believe that either of us has enough knowledge to come to such a conclusion. I do know two couples who had to go through what Keanu and his partner had to go through--baby dead in utero, induced labor--and in neither case were drugs involved. The suffering involved was very real.
I'm not the one being presumptious here.
Sorry about the double post. Don't know what happened.
Didn't you just write that name-calling isn't worth a read, April? Then you turn around and call Maria a a very degrading name. So April not only are you close-minded, you're a hypocrite and by the way, YOUR posts aren't worth reading! Period.
Bravo, Maria! Well written. :)
Thank you, Connie! I think Keanu's been through enough grief. Good night and sweet dreams.
Right back at ya, Maria. Take care. :)
April,
I know the pain Keanu has been thru, I've been there, losing many loveones to cancer. You keep giving reference to - as if you have had tragedys in your life and you seem bitter. If so, I am sorry for you and my sympathys are with you! But don't
under estimate other peoples pain.
Connie and Maria, Here! Here! on both your
comments! God Bless, EVERY ONE and Take Away, their pain. Judy.
Please leave Keanu alone. Give him some space and privacy during this very difficult and heartbreaking time. The stalkerazzi need to back off of him. PLEASE!
Keanu is so hot whether clean shaven or scruffy. Id' would totally hit it!
When will the paparazzi lay off celebrities? I know it's their job to photograph but when they get too close and actually chase down a celeb, that's going too far. Didn't they learn from the whole Princess Diana tragedy? Does it take another tragic event where they end up running another celebrity off the road and killing them before say to themselves "boy, we've got to be more respectful and professional"
the truth about jennifer,she was hired by the fib took his ex clothes & perfume got him drunk secuded him,the lights were out,she told him she was his ex.she was already pregnant,she took drugs to keep the baby in,as keighs mum worked out dates very quickly.she was a con artist friends with marilyn manson,there's reasons why he won't go anywhere without make-up.he'll be recongnised for his rituals.
i've had calls from him,he thinks he's the anti-christ.
so i apprecaiate all your misguided words but you are wrong about it all.perhaps you should be putting your energys & looking after your fellow american 126 million people in one country are on government medicataion.is that why you have not impeached bush & his rats.
126 million how can anyone defend that.
send bush a peach & a frog,he's fwightenend of them.
Samantha,
OKKKKKKKKKKKK???!!!
PAPARAZZI, JUST LEAVE KEANU AND KIM THE HELL ALONE!!! Especially at this hard time!!! and Keanu and Kim, My Heart and Prayers are with you. Over look the ignorance of some people!!! Judy.
Who the fuck would wear a hooded sweatshirt under a sport coat? What a dumb ass.
Just what in the hell are you trying to say, Samantha? You didn't make one ounce of sense.
Ok, I agree with what the majority have said. Keanu is normally a calm, quiet guy so this photog obviously got too close to Keanu and invaded his space for him to react in that way.
Eddie, someone who is cold and wears layers of clothes! Does that bother you?!
Or are you another ignorant, jealous ass guy?!!! It's none of your business what Keanu wears!!!
Here! Here! Glad you agree with us about Keanu Stacie, because it is so true!!!
Tragedy or no tragedy, it's not a secret that Keanu's REALLY moody.
It's also not hard to tell when he's cranky, so why not back off when he's got a sour look on his face?
He does co-operate with paps sometimes when he's in better moods.
Why would I be jealous of a fag, bitch?
@Why would I be jealous of a fag, bitch?
Comment by Eddie — March 11, 2007 @ 5:29 pm
Ha, you sound like Cartman!
Eddie, your comment is the typical guy response regarding Keanu because men are generally threatend by a goodlooking man who has fame, wealth and women fawning all over him. It's just a typical reaction to call them gay because deep down you are jealous and insecure. But as far as Keanu being supposedly gay, that couldn't be father from the truth. He ALL man so get over it!
If it wasn't for the paparazzi you women wouldn't have photos of Mr. Reeves to oogle, now would you? You feed off of what the paps supply. Think about that.
Keanu is a popular, sexy man he has plenty of photo shoots and is in the news from his movies all the time!!! We see him on interviews, movies, talkshows and Yes! in our Dreams!!! He doesn't need the paparazzi stuck up his ass, trying to brie into his sad, tragic, personal life. But it's not just his sexy, good looks that make him sooo attractive Michael, it's the man inside! It's all he's been thru in life and most of all it's his heart!!! That's the guy we all love. Judy.
You look into his eyes and you can read his sole. He is so Giving and so Caring.
Why would you be jealous of him, Eddie?!
MAYBE YOUR NOT! MAYBE YOU WANT HIM FOR, YOURSELF!!! BUT YOU SEE EDDIE, HE WOULDN'T
WANT YOUR SORRY ASS! BECAUSE HE IS A MAN! ALL MAN!!! AND HE MAKES US WOMEN SQUIRM AND YOU HONEY, CAN JUST HAVE A WET DREAM!!! Judy.
He never takes off those damn sneakers! Ewww and that scruffy look is not cool at alle!
He never takes off those damn sneakers! Ewww and that scruffy look is not cool at all!
First of all I must say that Eddie has a point in what he is saying - I know for a fact that Keanu Reeves is bisexual. I also think that Keanu should clean up his scruffy look and show us his true movie star good looks!I was also shocked to see Mr.Reeves as a spitting lama in action!!There's a Buddhistic saying that goes; "Don't bite the hand that feeds you"...which I'm sure K.R knows everything about!!!Still my sympathies for Keanu and Kim and the difficult situation they are going through.
@ I know for a fact that Keanu Reeves is bisexual.
Hahahaha!
Do tell! I guess you have sworn testimonies and pictures. Link please.
Hahaha..good one, Judy and Shana.
1.Eddie- Like Judy said, either you're jealous of Keanu or you wish he was a fag because you want him for yourself.
2.Maritza- So what if he wears the same sneakers all the time. Maybe they are comfortable. I always wear the same comfortable sneakers when I'm out and about too. He doesn't wear them whenever he's doing promtional stuff. And about the scruff, Keanu isn't working right now so he doesn't have to look like a movie star. Johnny Depp is always very scruffy(long shaggy hair, goatee) when he's not working, too. So what? When they are not working, they don't owe anybody to look like a Hollywood movie star. Besides, they still look hot to me.
3.Tanja- How would you know for a fact that Keanu is bisxual? Are you a transvestite and know from personal experience?
I'm not jealous or a fag, stupid bitches! You want to see a fag, just check out the photos of the fag ass in the fag outfit above.
Eddie, if you aren't lusting over Keanu, why does this article interest you so much and you keep coming back here?
I wouldn't mind swapping spit with Keanu.
...or any other kind of body fluids.
Eddie,
You can't have Keanu, he's Mine!!!
I'll fight you to my dying die for him!!!
and Damn! I'll quantee he IS NOT A FAG!!!
He is ALLLL Man! I bet you just want him because you've seen him in a white tee shirt, YOU LIKE THOSE NIPPLES OF HIS, DON"T YA??! Damn! even I want to kiss and nipple those nipples!!! (Are you having a Wet Dream yet, Eddie?!!! ;-O
Whoa! Dat tis 1 pissed off Keanu! Don't b so mad Keanu, we luv u!
Judy you are fuckin clueless! All you bitches are clueless! Keanu's whole career is based on a lie. He and River Phenix were fuck buddies. He probably came onto his band members and that's the real reason they broke up. He's a fag and he's playing all you women for fools. The truth will come out in end and your once hunk will turn into a pot-bellied drug addict because his career will be destroyed. It aint worth trying to convince you dum bitches now but it's all in due time. You'll all see. I'm outta here. You're all a waste of time.
And what the hell is the problem if Keanu is gay or bi or straight???? His fans like him whatever his sexuality is!!! Get a CLUE Eddie, the guy has zillions of fans around the world that LOVE him! If he is gay, whatever, we can accept that! Not everyone is a closed minded fool like you! Keanu rocks and we will support him forever!
Eddie, you are the one that is clueless. You seem so bitter. Even if, and that's a big IF, Keanu is gay why does that make you so angry? Keanu is not deceiving anyone even if he is gay. He's an actor who plays all sorts of roles. It's not like he's telling his fans that he's a playboy and has slept with thousands of women. We're not attracted to Keanu because of his sexuality, we like him because he's great looking, a cool actor and a cool person. So you can take your lecture and shove it up your butt! Bouaahhhhh!!
Keanu has suffered a lot and it doesn't make any sense to compare the losses (it's really not a contest). I just don't like it when people always try to justify whatever Keanu does with his losses and suffer. He didn't act well in a movie-don't say that, he has been through a lot...he spat at someone-don't mention it, he has been through so much. What i mean, everyone goes through a number of losses and everyone suffers. And still if i (let's say) did a shitty job, hurt someone or whatever, i would never justify myself through the untimely death of my father or a miscarriage or the rest of the s**t.
I'm not Clueless, Eddie! I know the real, Keanu and he IS a Real man! All he wants is Real women but he is like me he doesn't go to bed with someone just for a one night stand, he has to love the them!!! He has too much respect, for that! He wants to settle down and have a family. He lost his fiance and baby daughter Ava, it broke his heart and it is still tearing him apart as he is trying to be there for and take care of his sister Kim, who has leukimia and he loves dearly! Keanu, IS NOT GAY,ASSHOLE, YOU ARE!! SO Fuck you, Eddie! Why don't you come out of the closet and admit you're Gay! That's why the thought of him and River being so called Fuck Buddies and you thinking he came on to his band members, is eatin you up and you're jealous because you just want his tight little ass for yourself, just like us women do!!! Common Eddie! Admit it!!! Well why don't you go beat off to a Keanu magazine, you'll feel sooo much better!!! So you putting Keanu down and calling him Gay, is just a cover up for own your desires! Like all guys!!! Judy.
Keano a gay?...Hm...A viete preco?...Vazeni a mili?...Lebo ja som prosim pekne - vzmuzila zena...Erika...Preto - je Keano aj gay...
Judy, why don't you let it go? I agree with you, Eddie is just ignorant and definately in the wrong but you are only fueling the fires and helping keep this crazy bickering living on. The rest of us fans just want to come on here and defend Keanu in a respectful manner. You are in a way making Keanu's fans look bad. There's no need to stoop to Eddie's level and continue this childish banter with a guy who is just trying to start trouble. If you ignore him, he'll go away.
Peace,
Amber
Why does it matter that much if he is gay or not...I mean, i know i would never have a chance to sleep with him anyway, so why bother about his sexual orientation? He is hot anyway. You could argue about his acting abilities, but his hotness is a fact:)
Keano spava so psikmi!!!...To ste nevedeli??...
Although Judy may be a little obscene with getting her point across, I agree with her. I am sick to death of hearing "Keanu is gay" from a guy's mouth all the time. I hear it from guys I know at work, I read it on forums, I read it in Keanu articles, I see it on comedy skits mocking him..Christ! my own husband says he's gay! But my husband learned very quickly that every time he said that, he'd be without sex for a week.LOL What I'm getting at is men are so threatened of Keanu more than any other male celebrity it seems because he's the most sensitive actor in Hollywood. I mention Gerald Butler, Johnny Depp, Josh Duhamel or Hugh Grant[whom I all like but none nearly as much as Keanu] and there's not half as many "He's gay" as there is when I mention Keanu. Keanu is my all time fantasy man and I tend to talk about him a lot and at work it's a big joke with my male co-workers. I think the difference with Keanu is because men not only see a very attractive man in Keanu, they also are threatened because of Keanu's sensitivity. He has shown the world his vulnerable side and men know women eat that right up. Men know that deep down it takes a real man to show their vulnerable side so they are envious of Keanu because of that. So what's their best defense??-"Oh, he's gay" Well I am here to say FUCK OFF! Eddie, you are the spokesman for millions of men who are using the "He's gay" line to cover up your own insecurities. You know Keanu is physically gorgeous but what's eating you most is that he's a REAL man who is not afraid to show his tears to the public. A perfect example, my husband and I were watching an award show where Keanu won an award a while back and when he got up on stage and went to say his acceptance speech, he had tears welling up in his eyes and choked up in front of his peers and millions of people watching. Guess what my husband's reaction was?-"He's such a wuss" You get what I mean, now? The case is closed.
Way to go, Barbara! You not only put the "shut the hell up about Keanu being gay" in Eddie, I think you just shut up the entire male population with your factual observation. I loved your comment, especially the part where you said your husband learned quickly not to say Keanu is gay anymore or he'd be without sex for a week..hahaha I was laughing so hard at that one. Thanks for the laugh. I agree with you that Eddie among other men are just jealous of Keanu because he's the ultimate perfect male specimen! I sure wish he were mine!! [[[big sigh]]]
I dont think he is gay but - if he is - so what?
I dont think he uses his personal problems as an excuse for his behaviour (other people mention them more than he does - which is never). I think he just gets pissed off with paps from time to time (and who wouldnt). They are basically stalkers. And, like it or not, a man who has a critically ill sister he appears to be very close to, is gonna be a bit temperamental at times.
I think he would say we are all crazy for arguing over stuff that is basically none of our business.
It bugs me when someone spouts the 'he is gay' line but I see it for what it is...a comment from an insecure person who envies the attention Keanu gets.
Newsflash for all you haters - we would fancy him even if he was gay - so what exactly is the point of your comment??
I am sorry Amber and other members, if I got a little obscene in trying to get my point across to Eddie and trying to shut him up but I was so pissed off at what he was saying about Keanu! Like Barbara said, I am so sick of jealous, insecure guys calling Keanu gay! He is not gay! He is a Total Real man! and Barbara, I too seen that show where Keanu won an award a while back and when he got up on stage and went to say his acceptance speech, he had tears welling up in his eyes and choked up in front of his peers and millions of people watching. That was so touching! Yes! it takes a real man to show his emotions and that he can cry. Barbara your letter was everything, I feel in my heart and I applaud you! Yes! Keanu is Gorgeous and all us women can see that, but we love Keanu for the man he is! His heart and sole and his total devotion to family and people he loves, makes our hearts swell! I will Love and Defend Keanu, till the day I die. Thanks, to all my other Keanu loving friends, that defend him. Judy.
I saw when Keanu got the special award from the stuntmen association and he was choked up. Those are rough and tumble tough guys and they respect and honor Keanu. Doesn't sound wussy to me!
I accept your apology Judy. Like I said, it's not that I didn't agree with you. Believe me, Eddie's ignorant comments made me boil inside but I just know when someone acts like that, the best thing is to ignore them. The worst thing you can do is let them see they are getting you all riled up, because that gives them the power.
I enjoyed your post Barbara. I also have a husband that knows better than to say anything against Keanu.lol He even accepts the big Constantine poster I have of Keanu on the wall in our den. Not that he has any say in it anyway.lol
Judy, no I don't want Keanu's fag ass so you can keep it all to yourself. And you shouldn't say his ass is tight after all the action it has had. I will give Keanu some credit though, he gave a very convincing performance in My Own Private Idaho probably because the material came so natural to him.
Eddie, just what is your major problem? Why do you keep coming back on here? You don't like Keanu. You think he is gay. Okay, we get it. You've more than stated your point. If you come back and keep slandering Keanu and other members here, I will report you to the webmasters because I'm sure you have violated many rules.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
You see, even I'm a better actor than Keanu.
Oh my, I think someone stuck his head in the beer keg. You have lost it, Eddie and no one finds you amusing to say the least. Go stick your head back in the keg. You might have made a joke of it but if you keep this up, someone actually WILL report you.
People, please just ignore this ignorant person. As I have said before, he's just trying to get a rise out of you. Don't give him the satisfaction. Having said that, Keanu only knows the truth about his sexuality. Like many people have pointed out, it doesn't matter anyway.
Keanu is so hot!
Quite frankly, this is not the first time he's spit on a cameraman and it really is disgusting - it's also getting old and seriousely hinders my view of him, not as a "star" but as a member of society. Anyone who conducts or condones the behavior (spitting at/on others) from any member of society seriousely needs to consider how they view their fellow man - or perhaps their own worth.
Directed to "Whocares": Quite frankly, any papazazzi who harrass stars to the point they high speed chase them down in their cars(Lindsey Lohan comes to mind) or photograph their ill family members deserve to be slugged, not only spit at. Anyone who condones the way paparrazzi have been crossing the line lately are the ones that should consider how they view their fellow man-or perhaps their own worth, as you say.
Right on, Amber! And besides anyone who goes by Whocares should know..."Who cares" about your opinion.
Eddie??...Nie si ty nahodou - Keano??...Nehral si nahodou vo filme - "Retazova reakcia"?......Hmmmm....Robis - sam sebe zle?...Pises si Keano sam o sebe - zle komentare?...Ved si dobry herec...Dobry herec - zahraje - nepriatela aj - sebe samemu...To je - ako ked sputaju uspesneho muza do retazi...a potom ho zla zena bije...trebars bicikom...Zasluzi si to - uspesny muz!...Pretoze pluje!...A za to je bitka!!!§§§§§§§§§...Lenze - co ked sa nenajde ziadna ochotna zena - ktora by sputala Keana do retazi a bila ho bicikom za zle spravanie na verejnosti???...Nuz...Tu zostava iba jedna moznost...Ze si Keano - urobi sam sebe zle...A bude o sebe pisat zle komentare - pod menom - Eddie...Eddie - je dobry herec...
Viete o tom - ludia - ze z pocitaca - vas moze - aj -porazit???...Slaktrafit??...Keano - setri vase zdravie!!!...Ked nam posiela pluvanceky - zachranuje nas od istej smrti!!!...Vedci zistili - ze nadmerne vysedavanie pred pocitacom - sposobuje tvorbu krvnych zrazenin!!!...A tie potom mozu upchat cievy!!!...V srdci...v mozgu...v plucach...v nohach...Keano - to vzdy s nami mysli dobre!!...Ide mu o nase zdravie a dokonca aj o nase hole zivoty !!!...Pluvajuci Keanko - je vlastne nas zachranca!!!...Hrdina!!! V tomto pripade je uplne fuk - ci je nas zachranca - gay - alebo nie je...gay...Ja osobne si myslim - ze Keanko ma najblizsie - k tave...gayke...
A co takto - pluvajuci - Constantine 2??...To je dobry napad!!...Constantine 2 je nervozny...A preco je nervozny??...Lebo mu zobrali cigarety!!...Teraz len zuje zuvacky a ma vela slin a nevie co s nimi...Constantine2 - sa dal- na spravnu zivotospravu...Nepije...nefajci...stara sa o vyzivnu stravu...vitaminy...Jednym slovom - Constantine 2 - je certom na smiech...Lebo Constantinovi - uz nejde o druhych ludi - ale o seba sameho...Zit zdravo - bez cigarety aspon 222 rokov...Byt jednoducho - uzasny...Lenze...kde sa podel Constantinov sarm?...S uzkostlivym dbanim o svoje zdravie - je smiesny nielen certom ale aj divakom!!...A stavim sa - ze Constantine 2 nevyzene ani jedneho certa!!...Constantine2 - sa zaradi medzi tuctovych blbeckov - ktori dbaju iba o seba ...o svoje zdravie...imidz...a pochopitelne - o svoj co najdllllhsi zivot na tejto planete...Keano!!!...Musis zasiahnut do scenara!!...Nedovol - aby z Constantina 2 - vyrobili vzorneho - o svoje zdravie trasuceho sa zzenstileho a napoly tepleho vyhanaca diablov...Certom aj divakom bude na posmech!!...Navrhujem - aby - Constantine 2 - fajcil naraz 2 cigarety!!...Tak vyzenie aj dvoch certov naraz!!...A jeho sarm sa tiez - zdvojnasobi!!...Vies - Keano - ze Erika ma vzdy pravdu...
Erika, please either type in English or don't waste any typing space. No one knows what the hell you are typing anyway so your comments go unread.
Ja pisem pre Christuska...pre certov a pre Constantina...Neverila by si - Christie - ale oni vsetci vedia - perfektne po slovenky...
Certi si pridu po Slovenky...ale Constantine im v tom zabrani!!!...Je dobre mat protekciu...
ERIKA, i am able to understand a little bit,because my native language is Russian. However i don't think it makes a lot of sense to use a language that is foreign to most of the people taking part in this conversation:)
I live in LA and often see Keanu riding his motorbike on the LA streets. He is sex on wheels!!
Keano sa uci slovencinu...Musim ho v tom podporovat...A na co sa mu zide - slovencina??...Ked pride k Architektovi Matrixu-aby sa mali o com rozpravat...
Keano sa moze porozpravat s Architektom Matrixu - naprilad o tychto fotkach...Pluje a prska na nich - ako taka mala kobra...Keano je asi najedovany...Ze si ho paparazz -len tak odfotil - a nezaplatil za jeho pozovanie...Cudujem sa - ze mu Keano neukradol fotak!...§§§§§§§§§§§...Prilbu - ukradol tiez!!!...Pocas jazdy na motorke - ked prechadzal okolo druheho - nic netusiaceho motorkara...Keano je sikovny...kleptoman...No ale chcem hovorit este o jednej veci...Kapsuliach...Vsimnime si kozmos...To je - jasna umela inteligencia! Vazeni!!!......Aj nase DNA a ostatne sprostosti v nasom tele...Aj kvety aj dazdovky aj vtaky - aj kamene - voda - to vsetko je z atomov a to je prosim pekne - A.I.!!!...Nam sa to zda - ze to nie je A.I.- ale je to - A.I.!!!...Mna vesmir neokabati!!!...Problem je v tom - ze tato umela inteligencia nasava a podmanuje nasho ducha cez - rozne programy - ...Pri umelom oplodneni - a taktiez - ani pri prirodzenom oplodneni - nie je potrebna laska...city...Vsetko za nas riadi umely a naprogramovany program - spermie a vajicka...Keby sa to dalo - tak vajicku je jedno - ci ho oplodni Keano Reeves alebo dinosaurus...To je princip - modrej kapsule... Nas-Duch je zavrety v casopriestore kozmu - podliehajuci naprogramovanym - "prirodnym zakonom"...A NEO -nam zatelefonoval - ze existuje aj iny svet - bez znasilnovania - prirodnymi zakonmi - cize - kozmom - cize - Matrixom - cize v podstate - A.I.!!!...Cervena kapsula je - symbol zivota - kde motorku mozes mat hocikedy hocikde a hocikto...A mozes s nou aj lietat - vo vzduchu - ked sa ti zachce...Matrix - je pravda - vazeni!!!...Je to podobenstvo - o nasom vesmire...o nasej podstate bytia...Vidis...Neo...nikto okrem mna -Eriky nechce tomu uverit...Ludia veria iba tomu - co vidia...A co logika?...Ta vidi - aj neviditelne!...Ale ludia su este stale na urovni - opicakov...Ked som bola decko - jeden simpanz ma v ZOO - oplul!!!... Ale to nebolo este vsetko!...Potom sme prisli ku klietke s levom a tam zdvihol nohu lev - a prud - "sprchy" - nasmeroval priamo na mna!!...Moc- som mala vsade!!...V ociach v ustach...cela mokra a smradlava som bola...Dikobrazy vystreluju sipy- ked idem okolo...Aj tava ma chcela raz oplut!...Tomu sa hovori smola...Ale co...Otrasiem sa ...umyjem sa ...a idem dalej..no ne?...Matrix nas ma...Ale Neo vitazi!!!...To je podstatne!!!...Da...da...da...Du...du...du...
Pocuj - ty moja mala kobra!!...Keano!!!...Dnes som videla - UFO!!!...Ja mam na to proste - stastie!...Stojim na zastavke a pozeram na modru oblohu...Leti tam pekne velke lietadlo...Take zvyknu nosit listy...napriklad...Letelo nizko - bolo ho cele vidiet...aj kridla...Ale zrazu som zbadala - pod nim letiet nieco - velmi - ligotave!!...Bolo to gulate a letelo to pomalsie...A rovno nado mnou...Prezerala som si to...Zrazu sa ta ligotava gula akoby "zadrhla v motore"...Rychlo stratila rycghlost a zacala sa kyvat zlava-doprava a naopak...Akoby sa rozhodovala - kde ma letiet...Ale to nebolo vsetko!...Tento gulaty ligotavy objekt sa zrazu - "pretiahol" do tvaru cigary a zacal sa rychlo otacat okolo vlastnej osi!!!...A takto pomaly letel - smerom na Rakusko...Otazka:"Akeho Boha by mali mimozemstania?"...Odpoved je jasna:"Architekta Matrixu...cize ...kozmu"...Aj my - ludia sme vlastne taki - "robotkovia s citom...Jeden z Architektovych "programcekov" v kozme...Vsak mam pravdu..?...Neo?...
Anyone who sees Keanu even if it's a glimpse of him on his motorcycle is so lucky. I wish I was you, Dona. I would have loved to see that sex on wheels..lol.
I want to kidnap Keanu, cut off all that long greasy hair, shave off the beard, give him the bath he so needs, and return him to the GQ Keanu we all used to know and love. I know he's in there somewhere under all that scruff.
Oh, PLEASE!
Can there be ONE discussion about Keanu without all this crap being mentioned? The moment I read Eddie's post, & then Judy's response, I *knew* there would be a flamewar coming up.
And, yup, there it goes, for 50+ comments. What a waste of time & space.
Just don't feed the trolls, there is no sense in arguing with a guy who has made up his mind. If he feels that this is the truth, and is so passionate about it that he keeps on mentioning it, let him. One day he'll find out WHY the topic interested him so much. He's probably not ready yet to deal with that aspect about himself, it's pointless to get mad at someone like that.
As far as Reeves goes; I totally understand the spitting. I would have understood hissing and profound cursing too. And a rapid succesion of high-kicks.
Nick:
I believe you are friendly and polite. It makes sense that you would get better shots that way.
But, you've got to understand, that papparazzi is like spam. No matter how friendly the header is, sometimes you just DON'T want to know about the benefits of a Nigerian bank-account, right? And sometimes you just quietly put it in your junkmail, and at other times you curse the bastards for clogging up your inbox. That's just how it is with being a pap too.
If you do not see the risk of people getting mad with you as a normal side-effect of your job, then you are, quite frankly, not cut out for this line of work. To blame the anger on the character of the person harrassed is absurd. He wouldn't spit if you weren't there.
For the rest; I wish Keanu a long and happy life. Filled with people who care. Same goes for his sister. :-)
HERE! HERE! Darling! Good Comment!
Any Body! and Every Body, who supports and
loves Keanu is on my League. Love and God Bless all! And yes! I too, wish Keanu a Long and happy life and Oh! There's Many people who love him!!!
Dlhy zivot si priali mozno - aj dinosaury...Darling...A aki by boli stastni - keby mali co zrat!!!...Darling...prajes aj dinosaurom - dlhy a stastny zivot??...Ked - povies -"Ano"...Tak potom je Keano automaticky - v keli...A vies preco?...Milacik?...Lebo ti - dinosaury mozu byt stastni iba vtedy - ked maju co zrat...cize - ked sa im pod pazury dostane - napriklad Keano - tak ho zozeru!!!...A budu stastni...S plnym bruchom je dinosaurus ovela stastnejsi...ako so skrkajucim bruchom!...Takze - "stastie" a "dlhy zivot" - su relativne veci!!...Ked nebude mat co dinosaurus zrat - tak nebude ani dlho zit...Pozrime sa na veci spravodlivo!!...Preco by sme mali nadrzat - Keanovi??...Ha?...Preco by mal byt Keano stastny - na ukor dinosaurovho skrkajuceho brucha?...Ha?...Preco nedoprajeme stastie - dinosaurovi?...Ha?...Pochopitelne - ze masozravemu...lebo bilynozravy dinosaurus by si Keana ani nevsimol...Mozno by mu zozral - iba nakupnu tasku s ovocim a zeleninou...Ked teda uz prajes niekomu dlhy zivot a stastny - tak bud - Darling - aspon trochu rozhladeny a spravodlivy!!...Tento evolucny kolotoc reinkarnacii - sa furt kruti okolo potravinoveho retazca...Sme - "otrokmi" - tohto potravinoveho retazca!...Morfeus mal pravdu!...Ak nemame - co jest - zgegneme.....Takze - potravinovy retazec - nas obmedzuje - takisto ako aj ine zivocichy a rastliny...My sme tu vo vazeni potravinoveho retazca!...Vazeni!!!...Vo vazeni - Evolucie!!.. Vazeni!!......Cize - momentalne zijeme v Smithovom svete a casopriestore - kozmu...Ked niekomu - Darling prajes - dlhy zivot vo vazeni - tak ti treba zmerat - IQ...Mozno budes mat takych slabych...56...Maximalne...Stastie je fajn - ale nemalo by nas tu drzat nasilu a oblbovat - ze nic ine okrem pozemskeho stastia v tele - neexistuje...Tak...co?...Dobry vyplach zaludka?...Erika - vzdy hovori pravdu - na plnu hubu...Zvyknete si...No a teraz k tebe - Keano...Vies o tom - ze objavili - v dazdovych pralesoch - nove zviera - ktore sa na teba - ukrutne - podoba???...Je to Leopard zamraceny!!!...Odfotili ho v Borneu!...Krasny kocurisko...Mracite sa uplne rovnako - Keano!!!...Mohol by si si s nim podat labu!...Aj na motorke by si ho mohol povozit...Za odmenu by ti priadol do ucha...Mozno by sa ti - sem tam zahryzol aj do sije - keby za tebou sedel na motorke...Ale nelakaj sa!...To je u seliem - uplna normalka!...Nie ze - sposobis dopravnu nehodu!...A mozes naucit toho leoparda zamraceneho - aj plut!...To budu paradne fotky!!...Dvojicky na motorke - opluvajuce svoje okolie!!...Pri takej srande clovek zabudne aj na potravinovy retazec!!!...Aj na toto - "Smithovske vazenie Evolucie"!...Vsak mam pravdu - Neo?...
The only way this guy got an acting career was because of his looks.
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The only way this guy got an acting career was because of his looks.
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Or because he got on his knees a lot to do "favors" for the directors.
LEAVE KEANU ALONE, DAMN IT! HE IS A TERRIFIC ACTOR. ANYONE WHO SAYS HE ISN'T IS JUST JEALOUS!
OH NO! HERE WE GO AGAIN!!! ANOTHER JEALOUS MALE! AND THIS ONE ACTUALLY ADMITS, KEANU
IS GOOD LOOKING!!! WELL I'M NOT GETTING INTO IT WITH, THIS ONE!!! I'VE HAD ENOUGH WITH IGNORANT EDDIE!!! KEANU'S, GORGEOUS! YES!!! KEANU'S, ALL MALE! YES!!! KEANU IS ALL HEART AND SOLE AND ISN'T AFRAID TO SHOW HIS EMOTIONS!!! THAT'S WHY WE LOVE HIM!!! Judy.
Lol, Judy, the funny thing is that Eddie's first comment was actually about Keanu's OUTFIT.
Most of the heterosexual males I know couldn’t care LESS what another dude was wearing. Honestly, they don’t care at all. Shirts, jeans, hoodies, gorilla-costumes, whatever. It’s all fine.
Eddie, however, is a man who actually notices a picture of Keanu on a gossip-site, and then feels the urge to mention that Keanu is not wearing a nice outfit. Riiiiiight....
Seriously, he is actively noticing that his clothes don’t match.
And it's so important to Eddie that another man wears proper, perfectly matched clothes, that he actually feels the need to discuss this.
And then HE points and says:
Fag! Fag! He’s gay!
LOL
Guys like that, and the 'he sucks D**' commenter above should look into their hearts and wonder what it is in Keanu that makes them react in such a "trying to prove that THEY are straight" kind of way. Seriously guys, spare yourself the anguish. It's not that bad to have a secret crush on him? He's worth it, you know. :-)
Keano vie - ze sliny su dolezita vec!!...Berie si priklad od termitov!...Termiti - tiez vypustaju sliny ...a miesaju ich so zeminou...Potom si z tohoto stavaju - termitistia...Mozno - aj Keano si chce postavit...
LOL..right on, Judy & Darling!!!
I've loved Keanu ever since I first saw him in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. He's so charming and he has great charisma. Heavy or thin, beard or no beard, long hair or short hair, Keanu is always the best looking man ever. All you haters can just go to hell!!
I love Keanu. He is really handsome. I especially love his eyes and smile. Does anyone know how you can contact him through an address? I want to send him a necklace I made for him.
Monika nas - ostatnych poslala do pekla...A to na jej vlastnu skodu...Lebo Constantine sa teraz prave nachadza -tam...Kristen chce zase jeho adresu...doooobre...Takze...:Keano Reeves.....Podpalacska 56 ....123456789 Peklo...Keanko...odkaz z pekla - nieco svojim faninkam!
Ahoj baby!!...Mam sa tu dobre...Ohen je vsade...Takze nemam problem so zapalovanim cigaretky...S Erikou tu fajcime ostosest!!!...S Erikou - je vsade dobre!...Dokonca si ju - aj certi oblubili!...Vobec nam nerobia zle!...Skor naopak...Mam pocit - ze sa menia na anjelov...Uz tu zacina byt lepsie ako v nebi!!...Lebo v nebi nemozeme fajcit...Tam musime byt dokonali...Anjeli nam zacinaju zavidiet...Chodia sem na navstevy...A tajne fajcit...Erika vie vyrobit cigaretku aj so starej ponozky...Eriku by som nevymenil za nic na svete!...Ani za nebo!...Mam ju proste rad!...Ale to este neznamena - ze nemam rad aj ine baby!!...Ale Erika vyraba najlepsie cigaretky!!!...A preto ju mam najradsej!!!