When Im holdin your wheel All I hear is your gear When my hands on your grease gun Oh its like a disease son Im in love with my car Gotta feel for my automobile Get a grip on my boy racer rollbar Such a thrill when your radials squeal "Im In Love With My Car" by Queen Now and again, in the mass of celebrity gossip and speculation that comes through our doors we get a priceless story that just shows you that celebrities aren't the only crazy ones in this world. Brace yourself gentle reader, for the following is not pretty and slightly disturbing - but no worse than a Tara Reid nipple slip. Englishman Chris Donald, 38, has a bizarre fetish - he has sex with cars. He thinks he developed this sexual attraction to cars while watching 'Knight Rider as a child, I'm sure "The Hoff" would have something to say about that. Over the years Donald claims to have had sex with over thirty cars and not to be picky, has also shagged two motor boats and a jet ski, but still fondly remembers his "first love" being a white Peugeot 205 called 'Laura.' Donald is so enamored with his fetish that he has a website devoted to his auto-eroticism, that boasts over five-hundred members - including women, and has even written "How to make love to a car" instructional manual for randy drivers that details techniques from caressing curvy bodywork to using specially adapted exhaust pipes. ''A nice car for me is a feast for the senses. It's about smells, feelings and tastes." If you're brave, after the jump, Check out Donald "in action"