If the paternity of Anna Nicole Smith's baby daughter Dannielynn wasn't already a circus with 2 men vying for her paternity (and two others just trying to get in the news), it now has its' ring leader. O.J. Simpson told his videographer friend Norm Pardo that "he was throwing his hat into the ring" because he "knew Anna Nicole pretty well" and has "slow-moving sperm." I know Anna Nicole may have been a little more promiscuous then your average southern stripper/ex-playmate but since when does knowing someone "pretty well" mean you had sex with them? And "slow-moving" sperm? Was it hiding in Anna Nicole's womb with the "real killer?" O.J. went on to say that he hopes "they don't do a DNA test on Anna Nicole's baby. If they find out Dannielynn is mine, I don't want Fred Goldman trying to seize her money - or the baby herself." I have said and done some pretty low things in my life but taking a shot at Fred Goldman, whose son was turned into a pez dispenser, on your doorstep, is probably akin to wishing cancer on refugees.