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Paris Hilton and her new beau, Desperate Housewives actor Josh Henderson, went to Saddle Ranch Chop House last night for some dinner before heading to Brett Ratner's birthday party. For those of you that haven't been to the Saddle Ranch, the place has a mechanical bull, that after signing your life away on a waiver, you can ride. If you've never had the opportunity to ride a mechanical bull in a Los Angeles or another "metropolitan" city, this is how it works: drunk Abercrombie guys talk a bunch of sh*t and then bucked off after 2 seconds and drunk chicks with big cans spend what feels like an eternity up there with the operator shaking the bull just right so her breasts bounce up and down while every guy in the joint films it with his cellphone camera (if the mechanical bull is in Amarillo, Texas or somewhere where there are oil wells and you fall off without making the standard bar time, prepare to get your ass kicked). Who wouldn't want to see Paris on the bull? Better yet, who wouldn't want to see Paris smash her face in on the head of the bull? Now that is hot. More pics after the jump!