Somehow this moment did not cause the world to end

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Just think about how many men these two have had between them. Porn star Jenna Jameson probably slept with 90% of The Valley (that's just the men) during the late 80's and into the 90's and Paris Hilton? Well, isn't there a rule that you should multiply the number of a sexual partners a chick tells you she's been with by 3? And if that chick is a celebutante it's multiplied by 11? If so, by my count, she's been with 242 different men* (I have attached the names below of all the men that have been linked to Paris, both wrongly and correctly, I used in my very scientific and groundbreaking formula). *Brandon Davis, Nick Carter, Simon Rex, Rick Soloman, Stavros Niarchos, Brandon Davis(thanks Christina), Cee-Lo, Matt Leinert, Paris Latsis, Nick Shaw, Oscar De La Hoya, Sting's son Jake Sumner, Deryck Whibley, Joe Francis, Tom Sizemore, Leonardo DiCaprio, Robert Mills, Mark Philippoussis, Jared Leto, Robert Evans, Colin Farrell, Edward Furlong, Vincent Gallo, Jamie Kennedy, Val Kilmer (thanks Tom's Emeter) Pictures by Luis Martinez

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5 Comments

Oh you missed off Val Klimer. I nearly threw up when I saw those photos of him and Paris kissing.


Oh...Travis Barker & Chad Michael Murray!!


You noted Greasy Bear twice.


mmmmmmmmm....wouldnt mind a 3some with those 2 hookers......have to double bag it of course


Now add randy spelling and cher's son.


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