Comments: Best of the week April 6th

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Last week Paris Hilton's ass (not to be mistaken for her pussy) brought us the best comments of the week, this week, it's a vomiting Tobey Maguire!

Thanks to everyone that left their comments but here are the best of the week:

Michael on "I think someone's pregnant!!" She doesn’t really look pregnant, in the traditional sense, but she could be carrying a fetus or two in each thigh!

Slap-a-Paris on Who the hell would pump Brandon? "Who would dare sleep with Greasy Bear? I bet when he starts “pumping” on someone and he gets all hot, it smells like bacon."

Michael again on "Are you ready for drop the soap gone wild?" A guy named Bruno yells “Yo’ my prison b*tch!” and Joe’s life flashes before him. …only $19.95 plus shipping and handling. Have your credit card handy. Operators are standing by to take your call.

Scoop #1 Fan on You could see your picture on this very page! "have Larry H Parker write you up a contract"

Scoop #1 Fan on You could see your picture on this very page! "how much would a pic in chris’s speedo fetch?" *editor's note: Not Much

dude on The trolls work their bones on a photoshoot. "get them both at the same time and that would equal 1 complete woman….but then you get 4 little titties and 2 bald pu$$ie$….goodtimes!!!!"

patti on Guess Who? "Does she have a face? i never noticed. Thank God she has the body she does, because the face can use a bag over it. She stunning from the neck down."

tom cruise’s emeter
on Caption it! "Paul woke up this morning and put on his favourite rupert bear outfit."

Rebbie
on Caption it! “so i ripped it right off her and threw it in the fireplace! was that so wrong?!”
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Oh yeah! I finally made the list! Congrats to everyone else that did too!


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Huh, it felt good. She stood and looked probobly at him.


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