This week, thanks to Slap-a-Paris, the best comments of the week are brought to you by the Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer "24" doll. If you believe her comment, it might be "to scale" if you catch my drift. Slap-a-Paris on What’s Julia Roberts trying to tell us? "Kiefer Sutherland’s penis was this big.” We didn’t marry… “Lyle Lovett’s was this big.” and I thought I had found the best…But “Danny Moder’s is THIS big, that’s why I married him and I’m so happy!” Michael on Shar Jackson’s $15,000 makeover "OMG! WTF? Get that stuff off the bed and on a plane…there are starving kids in Ethiopia!" CHARLOTTE on It Don’t Matter If You’re Black Or White Really.. she’s a Jackson. They should know how to settle out of court. I'm going to toot my own horn here because I don't spout BS all the time so:Chris Auchterlonie in response to Tom Cruise’s EMeter on The Anna Nicole Saga: What’s left? "slim to none, she’s already got a white baby for her collection" Michael on Lane Garrison expected to plead guilty “Faulty brain” trumps “faulty brakes.” Jimbo on Lane Garrison expected to plead guilty "man, i hope he gets another t-bag for a cellmate!" Bob Dole on Ashlee and Pete Land In New York "Looks like Eddie Munster with AIDS." And just because I can azcats1219 on Britney Spears Dating Pool Update "Bear Down!" Thanks everyone and have a great weekend.