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Tara Reid can't get in. Neither can Brandon Davis and his greasy bear brother Jason but you know who can? Edward James Olmos. That's right, the guy with the bad skin who taught poor kids in the barrio how to do calculus and made perfect origami figures in a rainy future Earth full of replicants on the run. I guess once all the "cool" celebrities see that their private club has been infiltrated by the likes of Selena's father, Hyde will have to cater to the likes of the Davis family, Tara Reid and any other bottom feeders dying to say they've been there. On a side note, I really hope that the chicks going home with 60-year-old Olmos are his daughters.