Jessica Simpson High-Waists It Out Of Cabo Cantina

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High waisted pants need to go away. It doesn't matter how hot you are (or more importantly how hot you think you are), they don't look good on anyone. Jessica Simpson leaving the Cabo Cantina off of Sunset Boulevard in Hollywood proves my point perfectly. Besides her awful orange skin which really accentuates her need for a nose job (look what it did for Ashlee) those pants look absolutely ridiculous.

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10 Comments

By steph on April 18, 2007 3:20 PM

very unflattering...

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By Pollypissypants on April 18, 2007 3:53 PM

These pants Jessica is wearing ARE terrible but those high waisted pants that Katherine Hephurn used to wear looked hot -- Katie Holmes pulled it off not so long ago in France hanging out with Posh.

By just jack on April 18, 2007 3:54 PM

I think its the material to be fair to Jessica. That and she is always taking something good and ruining it.

By Michael on April 18, 2007 5:14 PM

My Grandpappy used to wear his pants hiked up like that. No wonder Grandma shacked up with the accordion player from the Lawrence Welk Band.

That affair sent me into therapy.

By Angelina collects orphans on April 18, 2007 5:58 PM

This skank is just plain FUGLY & TalentLESS !!

Plasr

By lucky on April 18, 2007 9:16 PM

Look @ the little orange elbow!!!

By Irishgirl on April 19, 2007 3:37 AM

Horrible outfit, so unflattering! Jessica doesn't need a nose job. Her nose is cute with the little bump, if she got a nose job she would be unrecognisable. Ashlee ruined her looks after getting her nose done, she doesn't look like herself any more!!!

By kharris on April 19, 2007 4:36 PM

First of all, they're too tight. Second, she's way too short to be wearing those. They look good on tall girls with a long torso and smaller boobs, they actually make you look longer and skinnier. Just another example of how girls wear the latest thing without considering how it actually looks on them. She looks fat. (But don't you think she's put on some weight recently?)

By kharris on April 19, 2007 4:37 PM

And she desperately needs a bra, her tits are under her armpits.

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