Joe Francis must really like jail

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Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Franics, already in jail on a contempt of court charge, has been charged with one count of bribing a public servant, five counts of bringing contraband into a jail cell and three counts of possessing a controlled substance after Franics tried to bribe a security guard for a bottle of water. According to reports, Francis offered a guard $100 to sneak him a bottle of water, when the guard refused he upped the bribe to $500, one problem, he flashed the cash and prisoners are not allowed to have money. This lead to a search of his cell that turned up 16 prescription pills, another no no for prisoners. It sounds like good ol' Joe may be having a hard time sleeping in his cell and dealing with the stress since some of the pills were the sleeping medication Lunesta and the anti-anxiety pill lorazepam. All of the charges are third-degree felonies and carry a maximum five-year prison sentence Good luck Joe! Next time you may want to try and draw less attention by doing "favors" for the other inmates instead of bribing the CO's.
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Aww I can see it now...Washing inmates underwear, socks, and t-shirts on hand. Walking around in a pair of daisy dukes with a shirt knotted in the front. Getting slapped on the ass for doing a good job and loving it. He's gonna be tossing salads left and right! Bye Joanna. The men in prison are gonna have a war over your virgin asshole.


That was hilarious Slap-a-Paris!! What an idoit. He needs to learn when to stop. Poor guy...


karma is a bitch


I really think someone should do the right thing...and sneak a carton of KY to him.


Why Joe Why? How am I supposed to defend you when you go and do somthing soooooooooo very stupid? Enjoy your time as a guest of the Bay County Jail. Is there anything LEGAL that I can bring to you?


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