Kristin Cavallari and her boyfriend Nick Zano arrive in Sydney ahead of the MTV Video Music Awards this weekend. I'm beginning to think that being an out of work reality star is not that bad of a gig. She gets to travel around the world on someone else's dime, free clothes thrown at her, I'm sure she doesn't pay for drinks and what is she famous for? Playing herself in a scripted reality show about snobby rich kids? I need to start filming myself, there has to be a market for a self-destructive paparazzi blogger that lives on a steady diet of Jack Daniel's and French fries.