Christ Chris...we could have done without the 'pocket-pool' close-up! :D

I threw up and that was just from the terrible tattoos

at times you need to get your tug on

Stewart: "Get down, get down, damn priapism!"

what a young turk! didn't he boink paris hilton? his herpes probably were itching....

Miss Tia...you are the diplomat...substituting the sound-alike word "turk!" :D

He's such an idiot...and not just for playing pocket pool in public.

He is such a dirt bag

Sleezebag, he's ugly.