Paris sure has a smug look on her face. I guess it's being self-conscious about those twins.

I wonder if she goes to an Oxygen Bar to get them filled every now and then.

Let's see if we can "find the hidden valve!" :D

AH HA!! The nipples are actually secret twist-off caps!

Did she get a breast augmentation? They seem much perkier or she's wearing a good push up bra.

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FAKE LIKE EVERYTHING OTHER HIDEOUS THING ABOUT THIS HOOK-NOSED, MAN-JAWED PREYING MANTIS.

EXCEPT FOR HER NASTY IGNORANCE AND RACISM, THAT IS.

I don't think the best push up bra or 5 pounds of chicken can achieve this look...bet under that shirt she's wrapped up like a mummy with duck tape...LOL

Boob Job!