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Looks like we will have to wait till next Tuesday to find out who the father of Dannielynn is as the Bahamian court has adjourned for the day without releasing the results of the DNA test. I'm really hoping for a Maury Povich moment where Larry Birkhead leaps out of his chair, fists pumping and high-fiving all those in attendance while Howard K. Stern slumps into his chair, sobbing over the realization that the game is over and the only living connection between him and Anna Nicole Smith, the woman her has loved/obsessed over for the past 15 years, is ripped from his arms. I really hope this is televised.

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By CHARLOTTE on April 3, 2007 2:12 PM

I hate to admitt it... but me too.

What a horrible picture too! Why does HKS have a "Did you just fart?" look towards Larry?

By Scoop #1 Fan on April 3, 2007 3:30 PM

you should be in the bahamas giving us live updates via the blog

By Miss Tia on April 3, 2007 4:38 PM

If Larry is NOT the father, HKS will be the one jumping up and down in the courtroom. there is the possiblity it's someone else's...

i am sure HKS did a private DNA test and knows he's not the father....but if it's not larry, then who?

By B :) on April 3, 2007 5:24 PM

The reason HK Stern (Drugs Inc) dropped an emergency appeal yesterday.Is because of a call he received from the court.

HK Stern needs to move and get a job. Hopefully not as an atty. remember the will he never proofed.

By Michael on April 3, 2007 7:38 PM

I love that kicky Tommy Bahama hat of Larry's, but is it really appropriate to be sporting such a wild-ass palm chapeau at a funeral?

By Jenn on April 5, 2007 12:23 AM

Well not such a secret that Splash AKA Harvey is rooting for Birkhead and Virgie AKA Fat Blob of Mother Arthur. Just too bad all this is going on Howard's shoulder's and not onto Dr. Kris' shoulder's. Hmmmm on another note I thought journalism was supposed to be non-biased. Report the facts. You big BOOB Harvey. Anyways I am hoping Birkhead is NOT the father and Howard can sit back and see if anyone else comes forward. Otherwise I suspect if Larry takes Dannielynn then you will be finding HKS dead atop of ANS grave not too far off into the future as he will take his own life to be with her since he will have nothing left here. Way to go media. Pat yourselves on the back. Golf Clap you a&^holes.

By Chris Auchterlonie on April 5, 2007 5:19 AM

hey jen Splash AKA Harvey? Who is Harvey?

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