I don't understand the appeal of soccer. I have given it a chance and watched a lot of World Cup (non) action but I kept coming to same conclusion, I hate soccer. I hate watching a bunch of moptop Euros flop on the ground and run around in circles for an hour while half the stadium stabs each other and sets fire to the opposing fans flags. Not exactly my idea of a fun time. But you know what is my deal? Chicks. And if you happen to be a pro soccer player, besides making millions of dollars, you get chicks, lots of chicks. Not just ordinary chicks but "I'm going to have sex with you and if you don't I'm going to bang you're entire team" chicks. I think the British refer to them as <strike>"slags"</strike> WAGS (Wives And Girlfiends). So these three WAG's, Elle Isaac, Charlotte Mears and Jadene Bircham (don't ask me which is which, I honestly don't care) took the opportunity to promote their WAGS boutique and reality show by shedding their clothes like the good girls they are in SOHO. If there was more of this, I might watch more soccer.