What did Jay-Z do to deserve this?

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I'm not a big fan of the NBA (slow, uninspired play by a bunch of diva's is not my idea of must-see tv) but I never turn down tickets to the Lake Show or for the Knicks (when I lived in New York ) but if someone offered court side tickets (once in a lifetime) like Jay-Z's but the catch was I had to sit next to Beyonce, Tyra Banks, and Kimora Lee Simmons, there is nothing you could do from offering me money, to a date with Adriana Lima with guaranteed under the bra action, or a lifetime of free drinking here, for me to accept those tickets. Hell would have to freeze over, thaw out, magically transform into a place full of unicorns serving free beer to all those that pass through the gates and every woman has mysteriously lost all ability to nag. When that happens, I might think about. More pics after the jump!
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Well...uhm, why are these girls at a basketball game?? They look bored out of their minds...looks to me like they would rather be shopping...


kimora lee simmons and tyra banks are two of my most unfavoritest people ever


I love Tyra!!! dont care either way bout the others.


Joe Camel and his friends. But what I want to know is, why are Kimora and Tyra playing best buds when everyone knows Tyra had sex with Russell?


She did? I am always the last to know these things. I want to know why Jay Z looks like he wants to kill the cameraman when he's sitting by all these bitches on front row!


C'mon, under the bra action, man that would be sweet.


hee-hee, Naja's should give you some freebies for your promotion of them.


I cant stand JZ, beyonce should dump him.


Dear J,

What was you thinking you know you hang with the crew(:)

signing out Judy from home.


ALL 3 OF THE WOMEN ARE VARY BEAUTIFUL BLACK WOMEN JUST GOES TO SHOW BLACK PEOPLE COME IN ALL SHADES SHAPES AND SIZES


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