Yuk Yuk Yuk - I wouldn't touch either!
8:34 Friday, April 20, 2007
James Blunt has reportedly found love again - with Paris Hilton. Sources say the You're Beautiful singer has been getting close to the hotel heiress, and earlier this week the pair were spotted locking lips at a Hollywood nightclub. Could you think of a worse man and woman to lock your lips around?
An onlooker said: "They were all over each other, they were dancing and holding hands, they both ended up back at Paris' house." A spokesperson for Blunt told a US newspaper: "This sounds like gossip to me." Gossip it may be, but it gave me the chance to make a funny picture at Blunts expense! Right on!


























If this is true, I just want to tell James if you're reading.
"Please expect an outbreak of cold sores to appear in approximately 4 to 6 weeks."
"They're not beautiful, but maybe Paris will share her Valtrex."
Does she look yellow to you?
Is Paris trying to break Wilt's record?
I agree crazy!
She's full of piss and vinegar.
looks as though someone worked a little photoshop
magic on the picture.
God Almighty! Look at Paris' satisfied expression...this nasty Little Jack Horner lends new meaning to the expression "thumbs up."
Way up! Now go soak it in Lysol!
He'll still lose the nail.
He is soooo ugly! Paris must be out of guys to chase.
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His head is clearly photoshopped on someone else's body. You can tell by his right ear.
hey guys - yeah i made this pic at blunts expense! I made for a joke, a funny portrait of what these two could look like together!
See Post:
"Gossip it may be, but it gave me the chance to make a funny picture at Blunts expense! Right on!"
Could the photoshop job have been any worse on this hack job?