Cameron Diaz Likes To Be "Mindfreaked?"

I hate magicians. I get this creepy pedophile vibe from those guys that stand on stage in white gloves pulling rabbits out of their hats to a crowd of wide-eyed kids. What else can they hide in there? 9-year-old boys? Condoms? Chloroform? But what I hate more than magicians (and clowns) are illusionists. David Blaine is a creepy smug dude but this guy, Criss Angel is the worst. Everything from his awful Jersey guido persona, unwashed hair, creepy whispering "Are you ready" intro to his show "Mindfreak," to the awful way he leers at woman like he is hiding in a tree with binoculars or peeking underneath a bathroom stall. Need proof? Look at how he is staring at Drew Barrymore below. Need more? Remember these photos of Paris partying with him? Yeah, scary. But Cameron Diaz out partying with him Vegas? The only things I can come up with to explain this are: *She's been hypnotized *She bumped into him and he followed her around like a lost little puppy dog *He's a rebound guy (notice I said "a" not "the," there could be a few) *Diaz isn't picky The only good that could come of this, is Angel could magically make her or the both of them disappear for ever.

13 Comments

By Angelina Jolie's Tummy Tattoo on May 15, 2007 11:07 AM

Oh god oh god, please let him magic them both away for good. oh pleeeeeeassse.

By Tom Cruise's Emeter on May 15, 2007 11:08 AM

seriously some one needs to tell him to magically update his bon jovi look.

By gina on May 15, 2007 11:11 AM

dude, you are so jealous!!!! (and a little girl for being so scared)Chris Angel rocks and is hot as hell...

By Michael on May 15, 2007 11:12 AM

"Are you ready?"
"Open your mouth..."
"Now...watch -this- disappear!"
:D

By Michael on May 15, 2007 11:14 AM

Criss Angel - born Christopher Nicholas Sarantakos, December 19, 1967; in East Meadow, New York.

By B :) on May 15, 2007 1:12 PM

Criss will only marry Greek Orthodox.

By Tom Cruise's Emeter on May 15, 2007 1:18 PM

Gina one can assume that you are either blind or from new jersey if you think Criss Angel is "hot".

urgh I just threw up

By dude on May 15, 2007 3:07 PM

man, everybody harps on Jersey, I'm from the city but I like Jersey...

this douchebag's from NY....and he is a freak from hell....nice nails jerk off

By Tom Cruise's Emeter on May 15, 2007 4:34 PM

Ok ok so he isnt from Jersey. The point is he dresses like Bon Jovi who ARE from Jersey. Its a look associated with NJ. Whatever he looks trashy.

By Lu3 on May 15, 2007 10:11 PM

I think they're just friends? Isn't he gay?

By Rich on May 19, 2007 5:13 AM

Personally, I thinks it's a combo of Cams being stupid, ditzy, a little retarded and majorly slutty. But that's just the impression I get from the image of herself she keeps putting out there. She still hasn't accepted that she's not 16 any more.

By Lynn on July 5, 2007 1:56 PM

Cris Angel is hot. He's got money and can dress any way he wants but he choses to dress in the bohemian style (guess he's not out to impress anyone like other phoneys), and I think thats cool. He's married according to what I read in the paper and they are getting a divorce. Who knows, maybe that has something to do with Cam.

I like them both and wish them both luck in their futures. Sounds like someones jealous.....oh my.

By Shawna on July 10, 2007 9:30 PM

Criss is hot but he is spreading himself at little thin by screwing every celebrity chick that he passes , look at the pics of him and Paris Hilton , ewwwwww grosss!!! foul , I heard she chipped her teeth on the bars at the jail she was in because someone painted penises on them!!!

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