NYC LASTNIGHT:Jessica @ Poiret King of Fashion Benefit Gala
5:52 Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Jessica Simpson was pulling out the big guns last night at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute "Poiret: King of Fashion" Benefit Gala. Next time she takes her puppies out for a walk she should put them on a leash, she is popping out all over the joint! Not that her newly trimmed up boyfriend John Mayer is probably complaining (like most of the men in the Splash office). . . down boys, down! Check out Roberto Cavelli posing with Jessica with his moobs (man boobs), he nearly gives Jessica's assets a run for their money!
Oh and a note to Paris Hilton and her ever increasing/decreasing bust - this is what real boobs look like - you gotta knock a girl when she's down right?
More pics after the jump
I think she looks really pretty here. Her breasts are perfect.
She look like she could play for the NFL...
Why is she looking so orange?!? She looks horrible.
Are you sure it's a SHE ?!
ASSlee's plastic surgeon needs to perform a miricle for Pastor Joe's other little whore from Texas !
Rabbit teeth , orange skin , manly jaw , crossed eyes ! the skank looks feral !!
yes she is orange - we had 3 different sets from 3 diff photographers and she was this weird colour in all of them so not bad photo's - Also if you watch the video when the flash bulbs go off you can see it then too
What's with her lips? John looks better all cleaned up.
you can see how john is very similar in type to nick.
she looks great!
john looks hot, finally
She looks like a porn star. She would look alot more classy if she would just cover them bad boys up sometime.
It looks like she got her lips plumped up again...ugh. When will women in Hollywood realize that the fish-lips look isn't hot?