Cameron Diaz is still in Paris, France as part of her Shrek The Third promotional tour and has yet to address the Criss Angel choreographed stunt magic trick dedication. But Angel isn't keeping his mouth shut when asked about his relationship with Diaz and in obvious carney fashion, he isn't making any sense.

"I just said that because everyone was hounding me about it and at the end of the day I got it out there, so my professional life is there, my personal life is here."

WTF does that mean? It's a simple question, are you or aren't you dating her? You weren't asked if you spray down the coin toss plates with Pam or if the rings for the ring toss games aren't exactly wide enough to fit around the bottle. They didn't even ask you if you the "test your stregth" sledgehammer game is rigged. Get over yourself. The only reason we're vaguely interested in you is because we are trying to figure out how you tricked Cameron Daiz into being pictured with you. It was hypnotism wasn't it? More pics after the jump!