Damn Girl! Get A New Weave Already!

Damn Britney, I know that Mercedes has a mirror in the visor, so why the f*ck don't you use it? You have the nastiest, rattiest extensions I have ever seen, even the tranny prostitutes that work the stretch of Santa Monica Blvd between Highland and La Brea* have better hair than you and they actually do wake up in a gutter where you just look like you did. *Not that I cruise for hookers, especially tranny hookers, but you can't miss 'em More pics after the jump!

17 Comments

By www.bronzedbeauty.ca on June 13, 2007 4:28 PM

Britney will make a come back!

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By Pollypissypants on June 13, 2007 4:28 PM

OMG I just threw up. Amy Winehouse would be ashamed of that hair.

By Tom Cruise's Emeter on June 13, 2007 4:38 PM

When "bronzed beauty of Canada" - after she has made us vomit all over our computers?

By Slap-a-Paris on June 13, 2007 4:54 PM

Dammit Britney! That shit looks like tumbleweed.

By B :) on June 13, 2007 4:58 PM

Brit Brit always goes cheap. Remember the bright blue contact lenses?

Whirlpool Hell,her hairstyle.

By Nacho on June 13, 2007 6:17 PM

SHE LOOKS SO HAPPY! :P

I GUESS THAT THE PERSON WHO WROTE ALL THAT SHIT FROM ABOVE HAS SOME RELATIVES WORKING AS A HOOKERS BECAUSE HE KNOWS VERY WELL THOSE BITCHES!

MAY BE HIS MOM OR HIS SISTER HAHAHA XD

By B :) on June 13, 2007 6:26 PM

Hi Narc! I can tell it's you from your caps.
Brit does look scarey no?

By Oogie on June 13, 2007 6:27 PM

She looks like the ass-end of a pony at a carnival ride.
It fits her :D

By Mr. Whipple on June 13, 2007 6:30 PM

'Leaning forward' in the first 3 pictures, if you didn't know she was in a car, she looks like she's sitting on the crapper ;)

By jenelle on June 13, 2007 6:55 PM

ewwwwww ratty ass hair.

By Chantal the Breastfeeding Queen on June 13, 2007 7:21 PM

oh boy that last pic is not flattering!

By faroukahli on June 13, 2007 9:13 PM

this trash is just another reason why i hate white people so much.

By nena on June 13, 2007 10:23 PM

faroukahli: your comment doesn;t make sense, why would you hate all white people, just because you don;t like Britney Spears? reread your comment. that is not a reason.

By WTF? on June 14, 2007 5:02 AM

You know her cousin is thinking "damn bitch deserves everything she gets...tee hee!" Britney, please use some of your money and get that shit tightened!

By Oogie on June 14, 2007 6:14 AM

I thought King Faroukh died in 1965...are you his daughter?

By West Coastian on June 14, 2007 8:20 AM

Oogie, that's an insult to ponies. lol

She got those extensions at a salon called Curl Up 'N Dye.

By Kristian on June 14, 2007 1:22 PM

Why must you sit there and make fun of the girl when pap's make money off of her but yet sit there and make fun, how fucking rude is that!! she makes you money remember that. And her hair doesnt look that bad, its just not straighten or anything, probably just throw her hair up. Get off her back.

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