Paris Says I Miss You...

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Soon to be jail bird Paris Hilton spent yesterday reminiscing over those tiny little details that she, heiress to the Hilton dynasty will miss.

Paris was seen paying homage to the lights, her trusty mobile, her water bottle, her book, white velour tracksuit (soon to be grey POLYESTER), her hot bod personal trainer, the artist formerly known as Prince and last be definitely not least the paparazzi!

Ha! we knew you'd miss us! We'll miss you too b*tch! Don't worry we'll be there to ease your move to the big house! xxxx 

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Monday is the day!

Since,the tabloids go to print Tuesday.

Paris will probably have 5 out fit changes to make sure she gets in to all the tab's.

Anyone want to want to place a bet?


I think it would be much more fun if no one showed up on Monday. I'm waaaay over this skank.


this bitch and this situation is so fucking ridiculous..IT'S 23 DAYS!! lol all this for dat?..she is such a dumb worthless skank.


I pray somehow her stay in jail gets extended. Whore!


it's not Monday, it's Tuesday. do you think she's boinking her trainer? like, alot before jail-time. he's hawt! i'd do him. just sayin'


YEah cuz if she is boinkin' em. He can spend the rest of his life trying to shed those herpes she WILL give him. :D


She is going to plush jail for a mere 23 days nowhere near long enough in first place,and you guys in USA generate more press about this nobody bimbo than most REAL celebs receive in 5 years of hard work and effort.You should be ashamed of yourselves.And I thought us in UK were bad enough with the dreadful Beckhams and Kylie Minogue endless drivel.


*claps for Catalina*

"ou guys in USA generate more press about this nobody bimbo than most REAL celebs receive in 5 years of hard work and effort.You should be ashamed of yourselves"

I agree 150%..BUT it's not ALL AMERICA..95% of us REAL AMERICANS caint fuckin stand this skank. Her only support is within the fuckin warped confines of L.A. and New York.


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