Who's The Clown Now?

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After months of denying that he's the father of Spice Girl Melanie Brown's daughter, Angel Iris Murphy Brown, Eddie Murphy has officially been named the father from the results of a paternity test he took on June 11th. You may remember that Murphy dumped Mel B during an interview and then publicly denied the possibility that he could be the father. Distraught by the potential ratings such a high profile paternity dispute could have brought him, Maury Povich is being consoled in his green room by a pregnant trailer dwelling legless cancer surviving aspiring stripper who doesn't know who her baby daddy is because she's too busy rebelling against her mother.

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14 Comments

This is awesome. I love the fact that he has to eat his own words.


Oh this is priceless! Pay up scumbag and sign that birth certificate


Donkey.


HaHa!!!!


eddie, you are the daddy. congratulations


Idiot!!! but have neither of them heard of condoms or the pill..jeez in this day and age nobody should be getting pregnant by accident..


Nice Spice Girl 1 Pompous Ass Eddie 0


playing the ass in a cartoon rubbed off on him in real life....


oh donkey!!! you are one hell of a scumbag!! eat your own fucking word.. a father like u should be burn in hell!! hahahahah


who cares about him. he isn't worthy of being a father to say shit like that anyway. at least mel b got it right and can now rest easy with her baby.


He is worthy of being a father he's been doing it for years. Just cause a man fucks you in a broom closet doesn't mean he wants to have a family with you. She is wrong to assume that. That bitch just used a baby to suck her way into his wallet and maybe some limelight. bitches like that ain't shit.


Matter of fact those who condone that ain't shit either


If you're on the fence with this issue and don't know what to think you ain't shit


If you think it is a woman's right to unilaterally decide to bring a child into this world knowing he doesn't want it or her you ain't shit


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