Britney Might Want To Start Using Rogaine Now
12:09 Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Britney Spears should seriously start researching hair replacement surgeries, hair regrowth formulas, and possibly even that "GLH-9 Hair in a Can Spray" that Ron Popeil peddled in television infomercials that was dangerously flammable and stained everything your head came in contact with because her extensions are killing her hair. If she keeps this up, she will be completely bald by the time she's 40 (that is, IF she lives to 40).
And while we're at it, why does Britney need to use public toilets all the time? Didn't her parents teach her the "go before you go" routine of hitting the bathroom before going anywhere? Or did they have to pull over in the bayou so Britney could relieve herself every time the family piled into the back of their pickup truck to get a big plate of crawdads? Does she need some FLOWMAX?
And one more thing, what kind of bodyguard wears flip-flops on the job? I think that proves there is more to their relationship than they are letting on.
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All jokes aside. Her hairline has completely been pushed to the center of her forehead. She needs that lace front shit John Trannyvolta wears.
She loves using those public restrooms. Now we know why she really keeps her kitty brazilian waxed. So the crabs don't have anything to latch onto. She's so gross.
what is with the comment box? she looks ugly
dont like this box thing
I mean is that really britney Spears
she look so crazy , i cant beleive this girl have all that money and carry herself in public like that.
she is just pure trash
i was a big britney fan and even after k-fuk i have a lot of hope for her
but now, i just wish she take a vacation somewhere very far and never come back
poor kids, thats the sad part to have her nasty ass for a mom
can i has shampoo?
I dont know why she just couldnt let her real hair grow out..she is so frustrating...and its NOT HER BODYGUARD. other sites say hes a "friend" from her aa meetings..
No real security specialist, or prof body gaurd would ever wear flip flops on any job. A true security pro would also never hold a child in thier arms whilst on a close protection detail. The plain truth is that these "stars" rarely really have a true need for protection. These so called bodygaurds are primarily for looks and status.
When you see a "bodygaurd" carrying a child, or packages while the client is walking many paces ahead, there is obviously no real fear of any security threat. What would these guys do if thier client was actually attacked? drop the baby on the ground while they fumble for thier firearm, if they even carry one!
The whole celeb bodygaurd trend is mostly pure crap.
She is just nasty,trashy!
can someone get her a bra??? her nips point to the ground.
he is the same bodyguard she had when she almost dropped the baby while in New york.Anyone with her now is in it for the money and perks.why would you even want to touch that mess.
why oh why can't she just work the short hair thing and get rid of those god awful extensions???? i think she'd look so much cuter with a tousled lil pixie cut. In her natural hair color! Give your poor scalp a break, Brit.
he is wearing flips flops because he is her new assistant... he has replaced Ali
She IS FRUSTERATING!!!...this girl doesn't know when enough is enough and her head......face,boobs,v-jayjay, skin,and pretty much everything else associated has had ENOUGH...the extenstions look like they are holding on for dear life and slowly sliding off by the grease in her hair everyday she continues not to wash IT!!!...she should get rid of those gosh aweful ext. and go natural....I would have at least though ok maybe she isnt crazy maybe she just shaved her head to create new hair bc hers was so fuc*** up...but she just FU**** up the NEW STUFF TOO!! agghhh lost cause
That bodyguard has big feet. You know what they say about big feet....?
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why can't she just wear her natural hair? she doesn't have the guts to wear short hair? geez. just let it grow out naturally and do away with the trashy extensions. i don't get why paris and britney and whomever else can't just wear their natural hair and let it grow out naturally.
it look's like the dork paid her head a visit
The girl is a human disaster.
So, so sad.