Jessica Makes A Red Carpet Appearence
4:50 Friday, July 13, 2007

If I squint and pretend I can't see those go awful frills on the front of Jessica's dress, then she doesn't look to bad. Biel, minus her beau Justin Timberlake, beamed as she attended the "I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry" Los Angeles Premiere.
More pics after the jump
Her teeth look like dentures. She should sue the dentist that did this. They're white but they're huge, like they were chiseled from a porcelain toilet. And if anyone deserves plastic surgery it's her. Get that white trash nose fixed. ASAP!
LOL -#1 .... I alway think that her mouth dosent fit her face
She fugly & can't act for shit. This movie is gonna be a flop.
I will admit that I never noticed her teeth and have always thought that she is very pretty. But what are you going on about her nose #1? Please define "white trash nose"?!
She gets a raw deal, she is lovely, her teeth are so white because the flash is pointed right at her face, so it will highlite the whites first. She is not white trash, she seems like a sweet girl that gets picked on because she has a killer body and she is beautiful.
Jealousy abounds.
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Definition of "White trash nose"
A killer body?
All she is known for is her ass. She's got too much muscle & many shoulders.
And she has no style what so ever. She's boring. She just uses her body & men for publicity.
What crap, when has she ever used men for publicity. Because she is dating Justin?. How is she boring? because she does not do drugs, you must be from Paris land? or are you a friend of Brittany's..is non boring someone that does not do drugs and shows up for her premier's in a dress she likes.
You kind make me sick. White trash nose? you are an idiot.....probably the definition of white trash yourself.
Yep! White trash nose.
I still don't understand what constitutes a white trash nose....
And the Maria v. Maria comments are starting to resemble a Presidential Race - lots of flip-floppin' although I figure that there are 2 Maria's on here....One hopes.
Cheek implants?
Is she going for more plastic surgery to correct all of this stuff?
That would be a mistake too. Better to cut her losses.
I wouldnt' know about her acting nothing was memorable enough.
I hope her self esteem is hardy enough to withstand all this judgement.
Why is there all this Jessica Simpson links attached to this story?
She is/was a TV ac.tress, nothing more. She's seriously in need of a proper stylist and she looks a little tranny like that other Jessica (Simpson).
If she wasn't dating Justin, she'd get no publicity at all so that part I believe to be true about using a man. Otherwise, she'd be where she belongs, on the B or C list and not one to be followed by the paps.
Ok, this is the 1st maria so you don't get confused.
It seems like she's using Justin for publicity being that she just did an interview with a shitty ass tabloid about him. Is has also been said that her publicists & other people she works with leak info about her & her boyfriend before. she's getting publicity from dating Justin. No one really cared about her before, but now people wanna be up her fake ass 'cause she is dating him. But i doubt it will last. I think he's just using her as a rebound plus he can do so much better.
She's boring 'cuase she does the same old shit. Walk her dog, do errands, work out - over & over again. She just looks boring & average. There's nothing special about her, in my opinion. She doesn't seem to have much of a personality either.
And I'm no fan of Paris, Britney or Lindsay.
I also agree with the tranny comment. She seems manly to me. She could use a better stylists too. Her style is also boring along with herself.
She is HOT,, and all you guys who think she not,,,, blow me
love it!
She is f*cking disgusting and boring as hell. There's a million other dime store girl next doors that would be better than her.
yea she really is not my cup of tea, either. she just reminds me of one of those preppy girls who like to hang out in the cool crowd and go to the cool universities and make B- averages. she's fug, seriously.
She is beautiful,rich, successful and has a great body! I wish her much more happiness in her love like as well.