eww ewww ewww
Mel put down the drink or walk to the hotel.

what kind of high class place has port-o-potties????

yikes,

That's freakin' hilarious. I love it!

Paris Hilton is sitting in there with her legs open

Ha ha. Well done, Splash, well done.

Question is, is she going in or did she just finish?

Nothing like a little toilet humour to brighten everyone's morning.

Ok ... where did she set down her stuff while she 'used the facilities'? That is just disgusting!

Maybe it IS trendy to sit on a portable shitter with a glass of champagne.

What is is? MOET & CRAPPER?

That's priceless! haha

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I was wrong, it should have been MOET & CHARMIN. lol

I think she stinks even worse then the porta potty...She just had to get knocked up by some one famous to make some money, she obviously was not going to make it on her looks or her voice..!! What a shame, and it's quite obvious she is starting her childs first year as a bad mother as well, instaed of bonding with her infant, she's out getting drunk like a common "hoe" and screwing her b/f all over soth beach..He must be desperate as well. Her and britney spears should become friends... NASTY.!!!!!!

I think she stinks even worse then the porta potty...She just had to get knocked up by some one famous to make some money, she obviously was not going to make it on her looks or her voice..!! What a shame, and it's quite obvious she is starting her childs first year as a bad mother as well, instaed of bonding with her infant, she's out getting drunk like a common "hoe" and screwing her b/f all over soth beach..He must be desperate as well. Her and britney spears should become friends... NASTY.!!!!!!

At least she didn't doo it all ovah herself! We all gotta do tha doo, but i guess girlfriend couldn't find an indoor toilet. She coulda got her man to hold her drink while she went. And next time, girl, pick out the dingleberries behind closed doors.