Like most 8-year-old boys, I was obsessed with G.I. Joe. I spent hours watching the TV shows, building my Buzz Boar, Cobra Wolf, Road Toad, and the Mobile Command Center, while dismantling my Cobra and Joe figures only to interchange their body parts to build super hybrid figures (they were super but emotionally torn). But in 1985 Hasbro introduced the Cobra Twins, Tomax and Xamot, mirror image twins that could communicate with each other telepathically and feel each other's pain. I thought they were the absolute coolest characters ever and wished I had a twin to have this special connection with. Unbeknownst to me, they actually exist! But not in Crimson Guard form but as two billionaire trolls, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. Speaking with Marie Claire magazine, Ashley Olsen explained the special bond that she and her twin sister share.

"Our bond is really beyond words. I know when she's hurting, I know when she's going through something. I know when she's happy - whether I'm with her or not, I know."

WTF? if they're telepathic and feel each other's pain then why the hell does Ashley let Mary-Kate out the door looking like a hobo?