Just once, I'd like to see her perform or do any.thing. without that coat tail rider with her. I can't stand his bony ass.

i just don't understand the "magic" between them. i mean there was the big Affleck/Lopez romance, then the break-up and then suddenly this vampire shows up and we're all going: "WTF?" she's a falling star as far as i can tell anyhoo.

I just can't stand her outfits. They are wayyyy tooo much for my poor little eyes!

I said it months before Halle Berry's news hit the stands, and I'll say the same for JLo... she's preggers, her face gives it away. I looked at a picture of her a few weeks ago and said... that girl is expecting! We'll see if I'm right again, but I suspect I am. :)

Who designed that dress? Big Bird?

Cher called. She wants her pants back. :-P

Cleopatra called. She wants her dead lover back...AND all her jewels ;-)

My grandma called. She wants her curtains back.

Who you fooling, girl?

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