Shame She Doesn't Use The Tape To Stop Her Wailing!
5:56 Friday, October 12, 2007

Beyonce! Of all the years who have been in the business of looking good, you'd think that you would be aware of the 'Tit Tape Spies'! We caught you trying to keep them in, up and looking pretty!
Pictures: Janet Mayer
Ah, those lovely silicon cutlets. Sexy!
Well, to her credit, at least she is trying to keep them covered up!
Right Sarah! I'd rather see some boob tape than Britney's fat ugly floppers or Pam Anderson's dented lumpies falling out all over the place!
What a sell out. Time to drop her dad as manager.
The tape distracts you from that ugly phone :-P
OUCH girl! Advice: yank the tape off with one quick motion ;-)
Interesting. But dang Beyonce looks exactly like Mama Tina here. Wowzers.
Shameless 3M product placement:
Scotch® tape...
"nearly invisible on all your boobs"
;-)
Oops...my bad...the slogan is:
"nearly invisible on all your tits and packages" :-)