Johnny Depp Hates Me
10:18 Tuesday, November 27, 2007

He's bought her a vineyard to say congrats for her months of hard work recording a new album...Johnny bought the vineyard near the villa in Plan de la Tour, France, which he shares with the singer and their two children, Lily-Rose and Jack.Thanks Johnny, like I need help looking like a bigger douchebag to my girlfriend when I forget her birthday, Valentines Day, Christmas, Halloween, or Arbor Day for that matter. More pics after the jump!

























Maybe they'll make some Chateauneuf-du-"pap" in honor of the photogs. :-)
chateauneuf du pape is my absolute favorite wine.
Expensive wine. I actually don't find her attractive, I wish he were with someone else that was more attractive....but at the end of the day, they are quite the love story....and that is attractive. She is one lucky lady to find such a great guy, he is supposed to be an amazing person.
Lucky, lucky...luck.
Love it. Can we get a pic of Johnny just cause? I would hit it all up down a vineyard.
Johnny is perfect.
she will have wine that last a lifetime
interesting gift.
How long does it take to get made up to look that -pale-?
Maybe he'll give her some shampoo and a hairbrush too. ;)
Sam don't forget a toothbrush and paid visit to the orthodontist. Have you seen her grill?
"Next toof one mile"
^^ LOL "Next toof one mile" :-) OMG...
Vodka tonic meet Mr. Keyboard via Nose St.
Please correct me if I missed it but is Johnny gonna marry her some day? That would be a thoughtful present.