Speaking of Thanksgiving, maybe father and daughter should go Cold Turkey.

Maybe the menu will include Fake Tan Orange Sweet Potatoes, Crack-infused Cranberry sauce and Fettuccine ala Fire Crotch :-P

Oh Gag me! Michael sitcha ass down.

Li Lohan Menu:

Fire Starter Breakfast Sampler

Coke ~n~ Chowder

Vodka Water/Free with every meal

you guys are killing me, those are great

Maybe he's serious about having changed his ways.

Lohan à la Carte...

Roast Jailbird with stock-fraud stuffing
Assaulted potatoes
Born-again broccoli
Stolen greens salad with cheesy dressing
Dina's Rockette Road ice cream

For Michael-nobody-Lohan to serve "underprivileged families just struck me as too funny.

He and ugly Dina Lohan would be totally underprivileged to go hand in hand with their huge dysfunctional family label - if not for pilfering idiot daughter's $$$ which will dry up soon I will bet on it.

Why give this moronic "family" any press. Chris?

They are total losers.

If he has changed - fine.

But will this family go away?

Now mom wants the younger kid to be a star.

LOL.

Roast Jailbird with stock-fraud stuffing

LMAO

For the lousy Lohan Christmas holiday meal:

Punch-out Plum Pudding
Father & Daughter Fruitcake
Drunkard Dumbo Dina Duck
Rack of Lamb with marijuana-mint sauce
Low IQ Eggnog
Seared foie gras with vomit emulsion
Menopausal Dina's mid-life Party Punch
Trailer Park Potatoes au Lohan

Candy Apple's a pro!

Hope the Writer's Strike is over soon and you can get back to work making the Late Nite hosts sound funny again!

Seriously! ;-)

S-t-i-l-l lol over "Father & Daughter Fruitcake" :-)

No Doubt He's Fulfilling His Community Service Sentence...Douche

Thanks, Michael !

I actually am a writer .

Have Leno contact me. :)

Seriously.