She does look hot!!!

she looks TRANILISHIOUS!

She broke her nose making that crap ass army movie. So yeah it would be different! I'm surprised she doesn't have an Owen Wilson nose because of it.

She still has that cute butt-chin, that's all I care about.
...well, maybe that's the 3rd thing. ;-)

Think about this, peeps...

Unlike a lot of the LaLaLanders we slice 'n dice here on the S.N.O. blog...

Jessica is doing something worthwhile 99% of the time.

She's not lookin' gross, hookin' or fartin' around.

I give her credit for not wasting oxygen.
;-)

(OK, I'm off my soapbox now) :-)

Good Lord, December arrives and Mother Tereeza Sleeza gets all Christmassy and Holy on us!

jk...I agree with you about Jess.

Her face looks the same. Horsey as ever.

She is fatty, fat, fat. Not for the average person, but compared to what she used to be, yuck. Her face is bigger with meaty arms and legs.

Also, you can tell her stomach is big too. Not quite all the way hidden by the dress.

She is still trying to keep in shape and is toned, but has gained some big time. Poor girl, a yo-yo-er.

i think its her teeth NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate her! She is the most annoying and talentless person out there, shes SO overated.

Think about it, her music sells shit and she only got famous for opening her dumb mouth on TV.

Well i was there and got the Video of her in a gold short skirt as she came out of the room and went to the interview,before the Christmas singing then got some of the Christmas Video to, but her mic messed up and she had to go off stage,and i had to go because my son and wife were getting rained on.
but i realy wanted to finish hearing her sing, she sounded great.

Look, her boobs are overflowing! Isn't this a Disney Special? And her knees are locked and she's got a frozen smile. What else is new? I guess she's singing gospel or a Christmas song. Such a loser.

Check out the 4th thumbnail where she is leaning over. Nasty fat.

She just denied that she had her lips done but sweetkisses.net has photos of her lips all marked up from some kind of treatment/injections. She's wearing a hoody over a baseball cap and short shorts. What a liar/hypocrite but I already knew that. Does she think we're as stupid as she is?

I think she looks great. you can't see her underwear, shes not scary skinny..and sure as hell isn't fat.

There isn't a thing about her that's not faked in some way. She's as dumb a post and assumes that the rest of us are too.

i'll poke your dot all right.
bend over.

Gotta admit, Herman B sure knows talent when he smells it! Good nose! :-P

LMAO. Kudos to those that can post none bias opinions.

To the "haters". And yet you took time off your busy day to comment on her. I mean who's the superstar here?

Reece is the Highest paid actress in hollywood, 0 comments. Jessica Simpson singing in the rain 18 comments. Watching you "Haters" quiver everytime a blog is posted on her. Pricless.

Jessica looks stunning and beautiful as always. Cant wait to hear her singing on the Parade. :)

The bottom part of her dress looks like cells under a microscope. :-P

I so want to eat jessica's tight pink warm wet .........pussy

she's a no talent loser, who is still reported on, just to replace Aniston as the "pathetic, desperate woman who can't find love"

she needs to STOP fucking with her face, and stop yo-yo dieting. No one will think she's "fat", if she stops "getting skinny" every few months. She can't stay "skinny", so she should leave her body at a comfortable weight- it's healthier.

parissucksliterally: Hey, just like every couple years or so we're exhorted to celebrate how much weight Oprah's lost. Doesn't she look great? Again...
As for Jessica, she takes her marching orders from her Dad. He says, lose weight" she does. He says, "eat those ribs", she does. What's a dumb girl to do?

She's so washed up.

hey guys i was at this shoot. Jessica was so hot and she had to keep pulling her dress up because it kept slipping down.