Jessica Simpson's Movies Bomb!

It seems that good looks and a buxom figure isn't enough make money these days, especially when it comes to Jessica Simpson. The Texan beauty's 'Blonde Ambition' movie has headed straight to DVD when studio bosses decided to give it a limited Christmas run after grossing a measly $1,322 in it's opening week in EIGHT Texas cinemas. Ok so let's do the math here...1,322 divide 8 equals $165.25 per cinema. Divide that by the cost of a $6.50 ticket is about 25 people per cinema. How freaking lame is that! It comes as no surprise that the New York Post has reported that Simpson's next movie, 'Major Movie Star' is also now headed straight to DVD release. Picture: Jim Stark / Splash News

7 Comments

By Michael on December 28, 2007 6:01 AM

What a waste of perfectly good DVDs.
Reminds me of all the CDs that AOL used to waste giving away their latest software version.
:-(

By West Coastian on December 28, 2007 8:06 AM

She really, really needs to get rid of her father as her manager. He's driven her career into the crapper with his lousy choices of projects for her. Not to mention him always seeming to be a third wheel with any guy that might show a glimmer or interest/lust.

The one bit of news that kills me is the possibility of this bimbo remaking Pretty Woman. lol Oh puhleeze........

By Capt Cornhole on December 28, 2007 10:34 AM

WHEN??? when is she going to go into porn? She will never make in mainstream movies. If she had a real manager, they would "mangage" to get her a serious porn deal for high 7 figues. DVD sales would break all sorts of records.
I would pay green money so see her cornhole being railed while those jugs bounce around between a couple of zip codes.

By Slap on December 28, 2007 1:15 PM

LOL!!!!! I told you so. Everything she touches...

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By pamela on December 29, 2007 7:54 AM

HER FATHER WANTS TO FUCK HER

By alia on December 29, 2007 9:58 PM

And THIS is a headline?!?!?!?

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