It's award season once again so I guess it's time to trot out the OH MY GOD JENNIFER ANISTON MIGHT RUN INTO BRAD AND ANGELINA ON THE RED CARPET!!!1!1!! EVERYBODY PANC!!!!1!11! This time around the awkward meeting is set to take place at the pre-Oscar charity event "A Night For Unity" (I know, the irony is staggering) where "Brad is prepared for a knockdown, drag-out fight" according to a Star Magazine source.

"Jennifer is furious - but she is also scared stiff because she's scared of Angelina" a source told Star. "She vowed to never, ever meet Angelina face-to-face. Now she's being forced to. "If she backs out, she looks like a chicken. She's trapped." But Jolie is said to be completely calm about the whole thing. "She's not intimidated by Jen," a source said. "If Jen is nice, Angie will be nice. If Jen is mean, Angie will let her have it."

If all three of them decide to turn up to the event this is exactly how it's going to go down. Aniston walks the red carpet, poses for the photographers and does a few interviews about how this is a worthy cause. 15 minutes later, Brad and Angie walk the red carpet, avoid questions about her pregnancy even though she's wearing a tent, talk about some charity non-sense, and take some photos. They sit on opposite sides of the venue and since they will be presenting or speaking 45 minutes apart they won't run into each other back stage. Can we now get back to the important stuff like detailing every aspect of Britney Spears train wreck life?