Operation Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris isn't just a god to frat guys and 13-year-old boys in the States who still laugh at those Chuckisms (Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost. When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris, etc), but he's become sort of a role model for the Iraqi police.

"I've seen his videos, he's a hero. He saves the city, he protects women and children and he fights crime wherever it is. We should all be like Chuck Norris," Khaled Hussein said.

Except for that whole endorsing a candidate who thinks homosexuality is immoral and a choice. Otherwise Chuck Norris is A-OK in my book. Chuck Norris the only WMD in Iraq, say U.S. troops

4 Comments

By farookahli on March 10, 2008 6:32 PM

this guy is fucking moron. A hero? Role model? For misogynistic twits amd homophobes maybe, but please! Take off that toupe and you see a bald, flabby old gas bag who probs has the education of an 11 year old and the mentality of one as well.

By Michael on March 10, 2008 11:18 PM

LOL on the rug, farook. :-)

His next "Operation" is a colonoscopy...
and an audition as spokesgeezer for AARP.

By Kat on March 10, 2008 11:35 PM

Well, since they love him so much over there, put a uniform on that body, and let him do 4 tours of duty. That should be a piece of cake, for the famous Chuck Norris.

By jahnuts on March 11, 2008 3:15 PM

KINDA LOOKS LIKE THAT COP WHO KILLED HIS WIFE DREW PETERSON. HE WOULD BE THE FIRST CHOICE TO PLAY HIM IN A MOVIE.

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