Coming To A Pole Near You
9:32 Monday, April 14, 2008
Heidi Montag launched her own fashion line this weekend called 'Heidiwood' which begs the question, if your only claim to fame is starring on a faux-reality show and for getting a set of fake tits should you really be bastardizing the name 'Hollywood' by inserting your name?
Can't Alice Cooper and the rest of the Hollywood sign donors sue her or something?
Pictures by Luis Martinez and Russ Einhorn
Can't Alice Cooper and the rest of the Hollywood sign donors sue her or something?
Pictures by Luis Martinez and Russ Einhorn


























Yecch! Even her healthy legs can't disguise the selfishness of her face. Next!
Yecch! Even her generous legs can't disguise the selfishness of her face. Next!
Whoops. I just had to change one word.
I'm a poet and I don't even know it.
Talking about not copying Lauren, haha
This bitch is so fuckin lame!!
...Soon to be at a swamp meet near you!
Top 2.99
bottoms 3.99
Falls right in with others like Paris, Victora, Mariah, and other wannbes designers......so worhtless than Heidi"WOOD".
I like her fashion. And a fans of her post a larger sitll of her on his favorite STD dating site" stdpal.com". Many users are commentting on it now
So she designed a clothing line for strippers?
Love her pretty blonde hair, at least I can use it by wraping it around my cock & jacking off on her face. There, I found something useful about the skank after all.
HEIDI NEEDS TO LEARN TO BE HERSELF AND STOP LETTING PEOPLE TELL HER WHO SHE SHOULD BE. STAND UP FOR YOURSELF ASSERT YOURSELF AND LEARN TO EXCEPT AND LOVE YOURSELF FOR WHO YOU REALLY ARE.