Forget Terrorism, We Need To Get Rid Of Dane Cook

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Unfunny man Dane Cook is in Hawaii on vacation with his girlfriend. While bodyboarding in the Hawaiian surf Dane played "surf photographer" and "man in distress" to the delight of his girlfriend, who should mix in a burrito here and there, and friends. I wasn't on the beach but I am 99% sure that both of these "roles" were accompanied by lots of noises, terrible camera sound effects, an Austin Power's impersonation, and topped off with Dane bastardizing a scene from 'Jaws.' Pictures by Starsurf

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18 Comments

oh for a school of sharks to come along..


Actually it looks more like Dane should stop hoarding the food and let his gf eat a little.


This guy has posted his personal ad to a celebrities dating site called Wealthy Kiss.c o m for several months. I just visited his profile page yesterday. It seems he has logged in recently. OMG, is he looking for a new relationship?


Eh not funny? he is funny.


At least he's not writing "clever" headlines for a stalkarazzi web blog. You don't have to be funny to do that either, apparently.


sounds like maybe someone is jealous of dane.....


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Throughout all of human history there has not been a group of people more pathetic than the American pop culture enthusiast. Fanatical religious groups at least had a purpose. Nazis at least had a goal. You people only serve to spend money and pump up advertising revenues with your mouse clicks.

I can only hope that you will consciousness sometime soon. Otherwise, our culture is doomed to this artless and evil nonsense. Good day.


If you're reading this, then your entire life has been a waste of time. You are spending you days reading about the lives of people who you will never meet. A large amount of you jerk off to pictures of these people. You live vicariously through professional stalkers with cameras.

Throughout all of human history there has not been a group of people more pathetic than the American pop culture enthusiast. Fanatical religious groups at least had a purpose. Nazis at least had a goal. You people only serve to spend money and pump up advertising revenues with your mouse clicks.

I can only hope that you will regain consciousness sometime soon. Otherwise, our culture is doomed to this artless and evil nonsense. Good day.


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i still think dane is smokin hot and obviously ed is the one who feeds off the papparazzi i just searched dane to see some hot pics an no i dont jerk off to them!!!! but i think i look better in a swim suit than is anorexic girlfriend!!n so give me a call dane!!1


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