Jessica Simpson Hops On The Baby Bandwagon
9:10 Wednesday, April 23, 2008
I know Jessica Simpson is probably feeling really broody but these
pictures are not what it looks like, she did not steal that baby from a
diner at Katsuya who was too enamored with the deliciousness that is
the tuna crispy rice to keep an eye on her baby. It is in fact her God
Son which begs the question, who the hell would name Jessica to be a
godmother to their baby? This woman not only didn't know that buffalo
wings were not made of buffalo but that buffalo didn't even have
wings.
Actually, I take that back. She would make an excellent God mother. The two of them could spend hours giggling while playing with that animal sound spinning toy. The cow goes "mooooo!"
Actually, I take that back. She would make an excellent God mother. The two of them could spend hours giggling while playing with that animal sound spinning toy. The cow goes "mooooo!"

























Why doesn't the baby have a shirt on and why can't jessica ever close her mouth? And why would someone make her the God Mother? Look how she's holding the kid.
I am loving the new blog design, looks much slicker.
Why does she always have her fat gob open?
Love the new blog design!!
Jess is so irritating though, even more in these pics!! Shes just screaming for the spotlight back with these pics!!! UGH
Leave the poor girl alone. She is just very animated. When you are being filmed/photographed all of the time, it is easy to be captured in weird poses (i.e. with your mouth open, etc.). I think she is gorgeous and the ditzy persona is just that, a persona. She seems like she is probably a very sweet girl. Nick was a fool to leave her and go for Vanessa.
Leave the poor girl alone. She is just very animated. When you are being filmed/photographed all of the time, it is easy to be captured in weird poses (i.e. with your mouth open, etc.). I think she is gorgeous and the ditzy persona is just that, a persona. She seems like she is probably a very sweet girl. Nick was a fool to leave her and go for Vanessa.
So cute!
So cute!
I think these are awesome pics. She someday will make a wonderful mother. I agree with Chris her ditzy persona is just that & it's made her lots of bucks just like some other people in Hollywood waiting for a break. Nothing dumb about Jessica by a long shot. her many friends & family will tell you that she is sweet , caring & very giving & not easy in Hollywood. She has her Hollywood life & then she has reality. What you see here is reality!!