Should Clooney 'Dump The B*tch'?

Hunky actor George Clooney has found himself forced to hire investigators after a mystery man left a cruel message telling him to dump his girlfriend Sarah Larson. Clooney has even played the taped message to a reporter to prove he was not making up the nasty sneak-attacks on his happy love life. A calm, middle-age male voice is heard saying:

"Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the b*tch before you're sorry!"

Clooney, one of the most notorious pranksters in Hollywood, insisted: "It's not a prank - none of my friends would do that." The star revealed that he was so upset about the message he hired people to track down the caller. He started with his driver, a former police officer. He had the caller's number traced to a pre-paid cellphone, then tried to find out if the suspect had paid by credit card to pin him down. But the investigation apparently dead-ended. Larson says she is horrified at the way she has been portrayed ever since she started seeing the star. She raged:

"They say that I'm a stripper. There's a ton of stuff about that. I've never been a stripper. You know, just because I'm from Las Vegas, I must be a stripper. Because I'm a cocktail server, that means I'm an escort."

Picture by Splash News / Fernado Allende

7 Comments

By Dump her on April 7, 2008 7:34 AM

I don't like her...given I don't know her, but there is something about her that bothers me.He needs someone with a bit of class.

By Doug on April 7, 2008 8:43 AM

Well, I saw some photographs on another celebrity website of what was reported to be Sarah Larson getting very friendly with a few people and showing us her *hot* ass.

I don't know, I never really had much of an opinion of her until now. She seems like a lot of fun, but not in a completely tacky way.

I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt.

As for the cruel message, whoever did that should be brought to justice!

By Ade on April 7, 2008 8:44 AM

I think it's a good advice !

By Lose her on April 7, 2008 11:09 AM

Sorry-she's a what? A call girl-stripper sounded soooo much better!!

By Lola on April 7, 2008 1:43 PM

Whatever does it matter what anyone of us think? It is his choice and no business of anyone else. Personally I think she looks fine and a lot of fun and very classy. Those pictures of Sarah taken before she met George Clooney on the internet look tame compared to Giselle Bundchen latest photo shoot where she was surrounded by umpteen men. Pretty trashy.
I hope George Clooney is very happy, obviously he was privately looking for someone special. We all do. I hope he found it.

By ac on April 7, 2008 7:12 PM

I heard that she is seeking rich men on blackmatching.com in these days. Reported by the magazine , she uploaded some of her hot and half naked pictures over there.Just go and check it out.

By Mellon on April 9, 2008 12:31 PM

What has it to do with anyone whom George goes out with.He is late 40's not 12.

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