The life of a WAG is so fun and fancy free, especially if every single one of your weekends is spent shopping in Liverpool. Even though Alex has a total estate in her hometown, you'd think that she'd want to spend some more time traveling with all her cash. Does Louis Vuitton really beat out spending lots of weekends along the French Riviera or something?

If her "career" doesn't work out or her marriage goes rocky, she can definitely make it as a Paris Hilton impersonator.